Mow my lawn.
Mow my lawn.
I prefer my Dillingers to be men, so the current incumbent can fook right off.
^ I'm not sure he's full on Marc Almond, just yet, but he is a definite shifter and one of those terrible Northern metrosexual types...
That's just crazy. I'd never pay more than 100 baht for a haircut in Thailand, including tip!Originally Posted by Dillinger
Oi oi.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Weed whack the growth along my soi...
I haven't liked men's barbers since I was a lad and Rob from Robs Barber Shop rested his nuts on my shoulder for the entire hair cut.
The only thing I prefer men doing for me instead of women is writing me a parking ticket, I feel easier slagging off a male parking meter twat than a female one.
Beats me by 40 years exactly.Originally Posted by terry57
Just plain beat me to it, you silly boy.Originally Posted by kingwilly
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