Thread: What things do you prefer a man to do for you?

I walked into a new barbers yesterday and as you enter you are offered a choice of man or woman to cut your hair.
There were 2 women and 1 man, I chose the man.

What professions do you prefer men ?







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Barber for sure. These hair salons that have women 'barbers' have a wierd vibe to them. Besides, women can't tell jokes like a man can.

I've haven't stepped into a barber/salon shop for years on end.
Always had the pleasure of my wife[ves] trimming me up.

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon BM, first time someone's put a deep throat in my ears.

If I need a back sack and crack wax, I think I'll take the woman.

I will get a photo of the menu when I pass later, I'm sure it said bummocks waxing on there

The last time I had a hair cut was 1967.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon BM, first time someone's put a deep throat in my ears.

If I need a back sack and crack wax, I think I'll take the woman.

I will get a photo of the menu when I pass later, I'm sure it said bummocks waxing on there

Heh...I've got nothing against 'those' kind of 'Salons' for sure!

Wandered into one of them years ago in Pratunam - missus was shopping there and said why don't you get a haircut while I'm looking for whatever it was.

Anyhow, it was one of 'those' salons - had one chick on my feet, one on the fingernails, another on the hair and one standing by for the complementary BJ!

Heh...didn't get that far when the missus wandered in looking for hubby - saw the action and said: "I'll see you at home" !

no thanks but I appreciate the offer.

My old man used to march me to the local baber for short back and sides on a Saturday once a fortnight. Cost one old shilling, about the same as the price of a pint. Chance to catch up on the Beano and Dandy while you wait.
When I got my first job I got to choose my own barber for mullet maintenance.
In the army it was usually the camp butcher, until I got my first posting to Germany, when a nice fraulein would do the works with her tits massaging my ears.
Over the years there has been less and less to manage and finding one who would do as asked became difficult. The best one was a ladyboy in a unisex salon. Great banter, excellent head massage and shave included for Bt100.

For defending my country, I definitely prefer blokes. If I was in a trench with Demi Moore I might easily be distracted from the job in hand.



Too much time spent on makeup.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

my Barber in the Village charges 60 baht and I leave him a 20

That's bloody expensive, make sure you ask for a discount. If I ever paid more than 40 baht for a haircut me missus would go ballistic! 30 baht was the going rate in the high quality part of Bkk I lived in (actually, 30 baht was the price at the local Muzzie barber when I lived in Thonglor too).

How many decades ago was this?

Drive.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Drive.

Agree.

Pooying Thai behind the wheel scares the living crap out of me. The missus is good but has a lead foot like all the rest of these Thai drivers.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Drive.

Agree.

Pooying Thai behind the wheel scares the living crap out of me. The missus is good but has a lead foot like all the rest of these Thai drivers.

No, I meant Drive.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

I pay 50 baht for my Number 0 up the sides and a Number 2 on top

Similar to this....it keeps the grey at bay

Originally Posted by boloa

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

I pay 50 baht for my Number 0 up the sides and a Number 2 on top

Similar to this....it keeps the grey at bay

I'd bin the porno 'tache if I were you mate.

Last haircut was a bit of a disaster. Hippy type long haired bloke who insisted on using scissors for a No1 all over. Eight fecking quid. So much grey on the floor after as well. I now resemble a badly thatched cottage.

Originally Posted by boloa

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

It's 400 baht in that Man Salon

I pay 50 baht for my Number 0 up the sides and a Number 2 on top

Similar to this....it keeps the grey at bay

Ahhh.

Pooftah, eh?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

What professions do you prefer men ?

Engineers?
Male solution to a problem. Hit it wiv a bigger 'ammer.
Women tend to be more thoughtful and subtle but are ultimately hindered by their inability to lift heavy objects.

Originally Posted by chassamui

I'd bin the porno 'tache if I were you mate.

I have no facial hair

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Ahhh.

Pooftah, eh?

Its just to remove the grey from the temple area , plus the wife says it makes me look young and handsome .........honest

Originally Posted by Dillinger

What professions do you prefer men ?

Football/Rugby commentators/reporters

I see they do waxing at the Mans Salon...think I would prefer this done by a women if I ever had it done.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

How many decades ago was this?

Thonglor was well over a decade ago.

But, only about 2 years ago, or was it 3..., I was paying 40 baht in Bangmot, down Rama2.

Originally Posted by chassamui

ladyboy in a unisex salon. Great banter, excellent head

Originally Posted by chassamui

I'd bin the porno 'tache if I were you mate.

Room to talk!

Just saying like.