Thread: How would you react if your mate did your missus?

Pub sounds like a plan, Terry :-)

Promise I won't shag ya missus bro (unless she's a sheep of course - then I'm in balls deep)

It would depend if i was present or not..

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by terry57

Dumb as a spare wheel those fookers.

Most of the munters from Darwin ascended from the Trees only a few years ago.

I haven't the heart to tell Terry, anybody want to step up?. And a story based in Darwin too, my irony meter is curled into a fetal position and weeping quietly..

You know Terry, some people take great pleasure from learning a language after they retire. Have you given that any thought? English would be an obvious one to start out with

Hey Slack I'd thought you'd fallen off the end of the world, good to see your back

Originally Posted by Nawtier

It would depend if i was present or not..

Couldn't be .....?

Originally Posted by Stinky

good to see your back

Uh, thanks. I think...

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Stinky

good to see your back

Uh, thanks. I think...

No big deal...Doggystyle maybe...,

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

Personally shagging a friend's wife is a big zero...same as the "Don't shyte where you sleep rule."

Agree.

I would never shag a woman who was in another relationship.

Closest I came was living in Canberra. There was a French woman who always stopped and chatted with her 2 young kids when I was by the pool. She mentioned she had a husband during our chats. I mentioned my apartment was on the top floor looking over the lake and she said she wanted to see the view sometime.

I cautiously agreed but when she subsequently rang the video intercom buzzer on 3 occasions I pretended not to be in.

Just bad karma to shag someone else's woman and if she has got kids and you could wreck a family it is much worse.

(also if you absolutely have to shag someone else's woman then don't make it a woman who lives in the same building)

^ maybe she just wanted to borrow a pair of high heels

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That was quite funny Baldy.

Good on you Looper, bro!

Just goes to prove I was wrong - there are some decent Farang living in Thailand!

*I mean that, not being a sarcastic prick.

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Besides being a proper Coont act it's inherently dangerous to shag another dudes wife, even more so if they have kids.

Some guys loose the plot completely when fuked over in this fashion and murder has been committed over this exact issue.

I have no problem with this outcome mind you.

When i look back on my younger days in OZ i should of fucked a lot of Aussie women,though I had principles then,some of them were very Hot, and there marriages never lasted anyway.

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Oh well Jacky,

You did find solace in all those Koala Bears you threw your boy Goo up.

They don't kiss and tell either.

Terry Firemen are renowned for there slut escapades,bet you and your crew had your merry way with many mens wives, showing off in your nice uniforms.

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Not amongst the Guys I worked with Jacky, no need to steep that low.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Loads more subtle ways.

Let's not forget the trusty baseball bat .

A baseball bat isn't subtle, Cujo

Originally Posted by terry57

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Not amongst the Gays I worked with Jacky, no need to steep that low.

Fixed that for you ducky.

Originally Posted by Cujo

" I'm a massive cock sucker, just love it.

Fixed that for you ducky.

Sick little mother fo ain't ya Dog face.

Terry, you are now commenting on a thread that refers to married people.
Your philosophy regarding long-term partners is well known.
Stick to your field of expertise, one nighters with young lads in "Sleazy Silom."

as he likes to refer to them as Renters.

possibly he means Rent boys.

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Na,

Not after you have been up everyone of Em.

How's the AIDS comin along Icearse, you should be executed for spreading it amongst those young boys.

^Hang on smack head my names HH

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FFS Terry up your humour that was piss poor.

Tell me Terry when you have a drink in Silom, does the bartender turn the barstool upside down for you and your three renters?

They say this hot weather in England brings out the eccentric English man, mad dogs and Englishman and all that, the heat is on.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

as he likes to refer to them as Renters.

possibly he means Rent boys.

He's got a 'handbag' now. I think that's what they used to call a 'beard'.