Thread: How would you react if your mate did your missus?

NT man drives his 4WD on top of another man’s car in revenge attack, then posts pictures to Facebook




A JILTED man mounted his rival’s vehicle with a 4WD ute to cure his injured pride – then posted a photo on social media of the results, accompanied by an abusive message.

The man, 29, posted another update and a photo after NT Police tracked him down, saying: “F**k it’s noisy in these paddy wagons.”
Police confirmed he was in custody and is expected to be charged with property damage.



In the animal kingdom, two bulls gallop at each other and lock horns in a field.
In this case, the male of the species has allegedly attacked his rival’s Holden Commodore in an industrial street in a bid to appear dominant.

The man posted the photo of himself standing on the tray of his Toyota Land Cruiser, which was parked on the bonnet and windscreen of a sedan, on the NT Performance Cars, Parts and Services Facebook page.

He tagged the owner in the comment: “U dog c**t i told u i would do it i got the balls come and get your shit now f**k face im here waiting for you.”

The photo became the subject of memes including “F**k with a mate’s missus, this is what ya gunna get”, “Still better love story than Twilight” and “You thought you could have my seconds. How’s that porridge taste now?”

The post has more than 500 comments, both condemning and supporting the man’s alleged actions, with some observations about the general state of play on social media.

One man said: “Nt pcps always great for a one sided story great job mate jumping the gun and bad mouthing people without solid proof just another example of the dumb f**ks of nt round of applause for destroying someones stuff hope you get kneecapped.”



Another posted: “This is a bright definition of what a woman can do to a man, my respect goes out to this fella.”

One comment read: “Man this is f**king hilarious and makes me appreciate the single life a whole lot more.”



Someone decided to summarise the situation in dot points, using a meme:

“-Mate A threatens Mate B...touch my missus I will drive over your car

“-Mate B f**ks Mate As missus

“-Mate A drives over Maye Bs car

“-Mate A is a legend...

“-and here we are on Facebook.....”

Barry Michael Wade Flanagan said: “Wow that escalated quickly.”

NT man drives his 4WD on top of another man?s car in revenge attack, then posts pictures to Facebook

I'd probably create a forum multi-nick and post angrily about a "friend" and his bad mate.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I'd probably create a forum multi-nick and post angrily about a "friend" and his bad mate.

Move to Thailand and end up teaching English in MacDonald's probably.......






...oh, wait, think that has been done.....

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Move to Thailand and end up teaching English in MacDonald's probably.......






...oh, wait, think that has been done.....

How did that work out for you ?

A good friend of mine did exactly that to his wife's car on Samui ten years ago, even though both cars were in his name he still had to pay the cops b50,000 to get his passport back and get out of jail.

Move to Indo as Thailand has worn out your welcome?

Originally Posted by Stinky

A good friend of mine did exactly that to his wife's car on Samui ten years ago, even though both cars were in his name he still had to pay the cops b50,000 to get his passport back and get out of jail.

Clearly dumb, normal for Samui ,

stalking - now a game all fcukwits can play

Originally Posted by Stinky

A good friend of mine did exactly that to his wife's car on Samui ten years ago, even though both cars were in his name he still had to pay the cops b50,000 to get his passport back and get out of jail.

Should have just sold them.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Originally Posted by Stinky

A good friend of mine did exactly that to his wife's car on Samui ten years ago, even though both cars were in his name he still had to pay the cops b50,000 to get his passport back and get out of jail.

Should have just sold them.

Indeed he should have but he was emotionally exhausted at the time and not able to make logical decisions.

I am far from being a saint, but one thing I am proud to say, I have never messed with my mate's missus... no way, no how... it's just a simple matter of respect and honor between bros.

Besides, plenty of bitches to go around without doing that shite ay?

“F**k with a mate’s missus, this is what ya gunna get”

If the Guy had taken better care of his wife and the state of their relationship then maybe the thought of sleeping with someone else would never have crossed her mind..........but he looks like a Redneck, so this sort of thing is par for the course I guess

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I am far from being a saint, but one thing I am proud to say, I have never messed with my mate's missus... no way, no how... it's just a simple matter of respect and honor between bros.

Besides, plenty of bitches to go around without doing that shite ay?

Bros before hoes, innit.

I had, note had, a "mate" who would make it a point to go round trying to shag girlies his "mates" were banging.

Sad really.

Sounds like there's a few black pimps on here

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I am far from being a saint, but one thing I am proud to say, I have never messed with my mate's missus... no way, no how... it's just a simple matter of respect and honor between bros.

Besides, plenty of bitches to go around without doing that shite ay?

I must say I do agree 100% and am happy to report I have never done that or had it happen to me.

But the up side is, if it did happen one must look on the bright side.

The bright side is discovering your so called mate was a feltching peace of shit not worthy of breath and your wife was just a common gutter slut whore so you killed two birds with the one stone getting rid of both them.

What goes round comes round Huh.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

How would you react if your mate did your missus?

Sorry Willy, out of my zone of expertise. I'd suggest the fella was no longer your best mate so you'd be well within your rights to give him a good handbagging. Go for it big guy.

Fuck with your mates missus, this is what you're gonna get.
A new car courtesy of me.
What a fuckwit.

Quietly in the night paint 'Paedohile' or something on his car with paint stripper.
He won't even notice untill next time it rains.

Loads more subtle ways.

Let's not forget the trusty baseball bat .

If he's your mate don't let on you know, take him out and get him hammered then while he's sleeping superglue his knob to his nuts.

Don't let on you know and then confide in him that she gave you herpes. Even if she didn't.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I am far from being a saint, but one thing I am proud to say, I have never messed with my mate's missus... no way, no how... it's just a simple matter of respect and honor between bros.

Besides, plenty of bitches to go around without doing that shite ay?

Bros before hoes, innit.

Well depends on the context.
I mean if some bros are out having a few beers and one of them gets a chance to score he will ditch the bros in the blink of an eye. It'll be as if he never met those guys.
Bros before hoes my foot. Who the fuck ever came up with that was gay.

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Yes I must agree,

A real dumb arse way of tacking the situation but we must remember he is a retard Australian from Darwin.

Dumb as a spare wheel those fookers.

Most of the munters from Darwin ascended from the Trees only a few years ago.

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Oh is that right ?

You are showing your true colors right here, Exactly why you fuked off to China .

More than likely done the dirty on a mate and the boys kicked ten shades of shit out of you.

More likely the woman fuked the husbands mate, pure sluts Aussie birds.

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JackyBoy,

I think it's best if you just back away from this thread, it's a tad close to home for you given the Information you shared with us when you were " YasoJack ".

Some forget Jackboy, I do not.

Fukin disgrace what you posted up regards your situation.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Oh is that right ?

You are showing your true colors right here, Exactly why you fuked off to China .

More than likely done the dirty on a mate and the boys kicked ten shades of shit out of you.

Is that aimed at me?
So assuming it is, so you and a few mates are out on the town and you get a chance to score with a hottie you're going to blow her off to hang with your mates. "sorry luv, fuck off, this is a 'boys' night out".?
Really?

What info's that Terry.?

Originally Posted by terry57

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JackyBoy,

I think it's best if you just back away from this thread, it's a tad close to home for you given the Information you shared with us when you were " YasoJack ".

Some forget Jackboy, I do not.

Fukin disgrace what you posted up regards your situation.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Yes I must agree,

A real dumb arse way of tacking the situation but we must remember he is a retard Australian from Darwin.

Dumb as a spare wheel those fookers.

Most of the munters from Darwin ascended from the Trees only a few years ago.

Pretty sure that Willy isn't from Darwin, you're barkin up the wrong tree.