Thread: My seven days of shame and pain

If you are cycling from John o groats to Lands end. How do you get there? will you be Easyjetting your bike in a box.

Originally Posted by patsycat

If you are cycling from John o groats to Lands end.

I'm going south to north, pats. you get a tailwind that way.

Isn't that... uphill?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Isn't that... uphill?

Cornwall's a fucking mountain range. The length of Wales is pretty flat. Gonna sneak in between the Dales and the Lakes before tackling Scotland - which by all accounts is a bit of a twat.

You will have a total elevation gain of 124,652m

Fuck.

http://www.mapmyride.com/gb/penzance...-route-1995043

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Fuck

His asshole is ready!

I'm looking forward to hearing about your ride....across England.

Yorkshire Dales at Bolton Abby no doubt?



Be sure to leave the sheep be...

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

124,652m

Feet.

It'll probably be half that with the route I have in mind.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

His asshole is ready!

The botty is indeed prepared.

Originally Posted by ltnt

Be sure to leave the sheep be...

No chance. They'll be shagged and eaten.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

The botty is indeed prepared.

I hope the rest of you is prepared as well, it sounds like it might be a trifle tiresome on your quest.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I hope the rest of you is prepared as well,

You know what they say...

Free your bum and the rest will follow.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I hope the rest of you is prepared as well,

You know what they say...

Free your bum and the rest will follow through.

Sounds icky