it really is quite extraordinary how such an intelligent man and so diversely talented can be such a silly arse. I suspect this mad union, so tawdry like all poofter marriages, is simply symptomatic of his underlying, fragile mental condition. Or, on the other hand, he could be just another drama queen looking for a new role to feed his ego.

Still, what's the difference between this nonsense and some octogenarian news tycoon contracting a marriage with an oriental whoopsie more than half his age?

Well, apart from all that intercrural business.