Thread: Can anyone relate to this?

Kon Kii ngo yak bai SCB glai ti sut....... should do it.

SCB won't work. Try 'Tanakarn Thai Panit'

Stupid farang gits wouldn't know, that's why it took so long just to establish the name of the bank. Gotta admire the Thais for their patience.

^
Gotta admire a German that doesn't put an apostrophe in Thais.
Contrast this with certain jailed Aussie educators.

^ I'm not aussie if you mean me, I mean I know I often use an apostrophe in Thais and I should know better.

Do I not spend enough time on here without nitpicking over my spelling?

^
Stop being so sensitive scamp.
You are neither in jail, an Aussie or an educator.... at least not of the formal variety.

Sorry CMN, Stroller's got my back up.

I was drinking heavily the other night and then retreated to a friends abode to sample a few chunky late night spliffs.

I then embarked on my journey home by flagging down a passing taxi and proceeded to explain where I wished to go.

The conversation between myself and the said taxi driver seemed to take most of 30 minutes (it took a lot longer than it should have done) and eventually I arrived at my required destination.

Imagine my surprise when entering my home I looked at the clock and the journey had in fact only taken 10 minutes !

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

He was on the phone nearly five minutes.

Your friend probably spent about 9 seconds saying in Thai "take this balding lazy farang to the nearest SCB"

the other 4 minutes 51 seconds were spent discussing whether each had eaten yet and what it was they ate, whether each of them was hungry and what each of them wanted to eat soon.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
Gotta admire a German that doesn't put an apostrophe in Thais.
Contrast this with certain jailed Aussie educators.

Allow me to nitpick you all.
The plural of Thai is Thai, or the Thai.
Both Thais and Thai's are incorrect.

There was a farang fitness instructor on some Thai TV show, he was getting really pissed off - after every little thing he said, i.e. "Hold your breath for a second...then-" and the two Thai presenters would spend half an hour explaining what he'd just said until he explained the next tiny part of the movement, only for the same thing to happen again, a drawn out explination of jibber jabber 'khrap khrap khrap this and 'khrap khrap khrap' that, it's bollocks really the Thai language, when you think about it.

Fvck Me Scamp, you need to head back to Blighty asap. What a whinging bastard you are.

^^^ So thai people are like fish, sheep and pyjamas

I love Thailand, and I love Thai people - they are as likeably daft as their lingo.

Incedentally, what would be the English equivilent of saying 'Khrap' after every fucking word?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I love Thailand, and I love Thai people - they are as likeably daft as their lingo.

Hasn't got a good thing to say about Thailand or its people, 'cept for the easy pussy and their naivity.
- moron.

^ That's a bit harsh, I do like Thai people.

Since I've been back I've had the usual taxi conv - *trans*

"Have Thai lady?"

"No, she's from Phillippines"

"You don't like Thai lady?"

"I didn't say that did I you twat, jeez I thought you'd appreciate one of us not shagging your women for a change".

*Inane laugh*

"It's not funny.... Left here".

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I didn't say that did I you twat

Yes, it's self-evident how much you like the Thai.

^Mr Stroller sir: I hate to break it to you but "inculcate" is a verb not an adjective!.
Certain noun derivatives exist!
Perhaps if you wish to invent a language of your own you should consult your superiors!

Originally Posted by Redrocket

Mr Stroller sir: I hate to break it to you but "inculcate" is a verb not an adjective!.

Oh really? Who said it was?
Maybe that's why I used "inculcant" in my sig, not after extensive research to verify the legitimacy of such term, I should add.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

So thai people are like fish, sheep and pyjamas

Thai people dont seem to care about being seen in public wearing their pyjamas, like in Big C or Tesco's or whatever. Most amusing.

Originally Posted by Spin

Thai people dont seem to care about being seen in public wearing their pyjamas, like in Big C or Tesco's or whatever. Most amusing.

You should see what some of the farangs around here wear in public.

That gives me a great idea for a new photo thread.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^ That's a bit harsh, I do like Thai people.

Since I've been back I've had the usual taxi conv - *trans*

"Have Thai lady?"

"No, she's from Phillippines"

"You don't like Thai lady?"

"I didn't say that did I you twat, jeez I thought you'd appreciate one of us not shagging your women for a change".

*Inane laugh*

"It's not funny.... Left here".

As that's a translation can you tell us what the highlighted bit was in the original Thai?