Thread: What are you drinking today?

Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.
That Peroni is the devil.
Bring on dry october

^good Lord you'll be having wet dreams next, did you make Mrs Dill sleep in the wet patch?

It would have took some avoiding...Looks like there was a sprinkler going off in there

Gotta say, I have just about had enough of this rain shit.



Passing time enjoying a Stoli with a splash of Grand Marnier on the rocks.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time

Adult diaper time for the Dil. . Maybe they make self wicking silk ones.... Hit up Mendy

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Passing time enjoying a Stoli with a splash of Grand Marnier on the rocks.

That's where it all begins JP, the slippery slope..
passing the time drinking on your lonesome and telling yourself it's 8PM somewhere in the world whilst lubing your right hand with that EVOO in the background..
before the gardener comes Bursting in

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Adult diaper time for the Dil. . Maybe they make self wicking silk ones.... Hit up Mendy

Waterproof Wickies

I reckon that could take off.

May give you an order in November

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

passing the time drinking on your lonesome and telling yourself it's 8PM

8pm....Does that really matter.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

whilst lubing your right hand

That's my lovely missus job which I have to say....well...maybe I will leave it at that...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

before the gardener comes Bursting in

Well I am the gardener here Dil, so no worries there. Mendy is the one who has a "Live in" Guy who supplies rot gut Ya dong and sneaks peaks of him whilst on the computer....

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Waterproof Wickies

That does have a catchy ring to it.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Gotta say, I have just about had enough of this rain shit.

I've spent the last 4 nights on the drill floor running in hole, equipment failure, pull out of hole, run in hole.

3.5 hours til shift and it's already dark and rumbling at 1530.

Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

8pm....Does that really matter

I think if I started at 8pm instead of 4 yesterday, I wouldn't have had to swim out of bed

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I've spent the last 4 nights on the drill floor running in hole, equipment failure, pull out of hole, run in hole.

Sounds like one of Mendy's passport runs

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I think if I started at 8pm instead of 4 yesterday, I wouldn't have had to swim out of bed

. there is that.

problem with rainy days you lose track of time, I had my first beer at 11am thinking it was 3 or 4......

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Just can't help stalking, can ya?

Grow up you twat it's 1 reply.

Here it is, about 4pm. Rain has been relentless since around 10pm last night. River flooding again, Some areas are being washed away. I am starting to get a bit irritable as I am an active busy type. Sitting around isn't much fun for me. I will say I am enjoying drinking earlier in the day because there is no reference to time. Probably going to have to check in to rehab soon.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.

That doesn't sound like alcohol to me. That's just your standard incontinence brought about by deteriorating bladder muscles due to old age.

There is hope though... plastic sheets should work a treat unless you go down the adult diaper route.

Anyway, it's 8pm on Vanuatu so I can finally kick off my dry cider October.

^ You're gonna mix all those fruity cider drinks?. Do you have insulin handy?

Originally Posted by Mendip

There is hope though... plastic sheets should work a treat unless you go down the adult diaper route.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.
That Peroni is the devil.
Bring on dry october

Could of been worse. Could of shat the bed twice in the last 2 weeks. You should point this out to her.

Originally Posted by BLD

Could of been worse. Could of shat the bed twice in the last 2 weeks. You should point this out to her.

That's a good point BLD. What happens if out in public? Standing in line at the store and then piss yourself. Those waterproof wickies could be a life saver. Besides when you fart, probably sounds muffled as well. All a win win for Dil

My daughters boyfriend brought me some gifts from the states. Going to be a nice evening sipping on some Russian River IPA's. 660ml bottles.



They would look better the right way around. Thanks TD.

^ they are ready to pour AO. Just crack a top.

Originally Posted by aging one

Going to be a nice evening sipping on some Russian River IPA's. 660ml bottles

Evening? Surely you mean 15 minutes

Oh well, at least you have the willpower to relent til the evening, unlike some.
Am I doing this Sober October alone?

Originally Posted by Stumpy

^ they are ready to pour AO. Just crack a top.

You bet, made to be consumed fresh even have a made on date on the label.