A mate of mine got pissed on Tequila once never again.
He got a text 9 months later congratulating him on being a daddy.
He didn't believe her and had a paternity test.
She threatened him saying he would never see his child if he had a DNA test coz she worked at the CSA and it would have made her look like a slapper to her colleagues.
Confirmed dad has to shell out £400 a month for 18 years direct from his wages every month.
Never got to see his child.
That Tequila shag cost him £80k