Do you think I'm handsome?

**Bettyboo** · 30-12-2013, 09:12 PM

It's bloody cold here in Oman.

I went to LuLu and browsed the portable heaters, but was unwilling to part with 20 rial (about 1,600 baht); instead I got a new balaclava. I will wear it to bed tonight...

If I move back to Thailand and enter the construction business (or protest business) then I'll only need to invest in some flipflops then I'm away...

It cost 6 rial (480 baht) which I thought too much, so prefered to think of it as saving 14 rial and getting a new look. I won't need to bother about haircuts (or even brushing my hair) until the winter is over.

**wasabi** · 30-12-2013, 09:16 PM

Not handsome,need to hold a weapon of sorts.

**baldrick** · 30-12-2013, 09:16 PM

is that dust on the guitar in the corner ?

**Bettyboo** · 30-12-2013, 09:18 PM

^^ not even a little bit?

Originally Posted by baldrick

is that dust on the guitar in the corner ?

Excellent spot, I'd av greened ya if ya weren't an Aussie...

**Butterfly** · 30-12-2013, 09:18 PM

you are a fat bastard, as expected

**Bettyboo** · 30-12-2013, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

you are a fat bastard, as expected

That's power, mate; relaxed muscle that is... I've heard that you're a tad on the porky side, Paps, despite all your Thai boxing training...

**Butterfly** · 30-12-2013, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I've heard that you're a tad on the porky side, Paps, despite all your Thai boxing training

you seem fatter than I am, and I am an ugly fat bastard

**Dillinger** · 30-12-2013, 09:25 PM

needs a big round hole in the mouth area, otherwise Achmed and Mo are gonna get confused and frustrated

Originally Posted by wasabi

need to hold a weapon of sorts.

yeah Betty, get a bulletproof vest and an ak47, wont be too hard to look more imposing than that skinny fock Rick Thai

**Marmite the Dog** · 30-12-2013, 09:26 PM

Pretty, rather than handsome.

**Bettyboo** · 30-12-2013, 09:26 PM

^^^yeah, but I'm a handsome fat bastard. &, I'm not a smelly surrender monkey...

^^ Good point, I may need to delete that pic, could end up in Guentanamo!

^ Thank you, Sweetie.

**The Fresh Prince** · 30-12-2013, 09:26 PM

Don't worry lads you can have a fat-off at the next meet up!

Bring me back one of those balaclavas bb!

**Looper** · 30-12-2013, 09:27 PM

Is that winter woolly burka head-piece?

Lets you in the full kit

**Bettyboo** · 30-12-2013, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Bring me back one of those balaclavas bb!

You can have this one when I've finished with it, FP. Want it dry cleaned first?

Originally Posted by Looper

Is that winter woolly burka head-piece?

**Dillinger** · 30-12-2013, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Lets you in the full kit

Not very often Looper makes grammar errors. Makes you wonder what he's doing with that typing hand

**Rural Surin** · 30-12-2013, 09:30 PM

Should be curtains for you now, Bets!

Your good employers will be browsing TD [as most do

] and associated your good self with a whore mongering forum crowd.

Expect your return home to the fair land to be sooner than later.

**Butterfly** · 30-12-2013, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I'm not a smelly surrender monkey

no, you are a smelly miserable monkey living off a miserable island

**Dillinger** · 30-12-2013, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Lets ----- you in the full kit

guess the blank
I'm going for back scuttle

**snakeeyes** · 30-12-2013, 09:35 PM

A few pic's on the walls would help , are you in a cell ? , Wheres David44 ? ,

**klong toey** · 30-12-2013, 09:37 PM

Always had you down for Irish republican

hope that's a mohair balaclava.

**Looper** · 30-12-2013, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by Looper

Lets you in the full kit

guess the blank
I'm going for back scuttle

CMN will be getting the full horn on now as he likes to bash his bugle to a bit of burqa porn!

**November Rain** · 30-12-2013, 09:56 PM

You have nice eyes...

**Dillinger** · 30-12-2013, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

CMN will be getting the full horn on now as he likes to bash his bugle to a bit of burqa porn!

Who was the other guy who wanted a burqa woman, he had it as his avatar. the semi-literate guy ?

**November Rain** · 30-12-2013, 10:02 PM

YasoJack?

**snakeeyes** · 30-12-2013, 10:04 PM

You look like GravyDave ,

**panama hat** · 30-12-2013, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

yeah Betty, get a bulletproof vest and an ak47, wont be too hard to look more imposing than that skinny fock Rick Thai

D-d-d-d-danger . . . . Rick 'Danger' Thai

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