Thread: Ever had an STD ? Anonymous poll

I had a few but was told by the Doctor it was Non-Specific

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by boloa

2 people have vote yes,no one has voted no !! Those viewing this thread ......boloa, kmart, socal, Blake7, harrybarracuda

Hmmm, there's 5 yes votes now

Busted

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Thanks for that. I'd forgotten I had crabs from the very first hotel I stayed in, in Kuala Lumpur. Chinese it was, with sheets that didn't get wrinkled, so they only laundered them every few customers.

Had a few in my younger days. Nothing that couldn't be cleared up with the right medication.

Best one was when I gave myself NSU by sticking a ball-point pen refill up my Jap's eye and writing my name with it for a dare. After that I learned to stop accepting dares if they needed a "hold my beer and watch this" type of reply. Yeah, technically not an STD but my little anecdote is related to naughty bits so it counts.

Fucking Ouch!

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Thanks for that. I'd forgotten I had crabs from the very first hotel I stayed in, in Kuala Lumpur. Chinese it was, with sheets that didn't get wrinkled, so they only laundered them every few customers.

Yeah, that's what you told the missus but we're not buying it.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I voted no. A girl once told me I gave her gonorrhea so I went for a check and I was fine..

Me too, with this girl I always used a condom at her insistence so when she told me this months later I was very sceptical. I reckon the Thai guy who did give it to her (her BF) convinced her that only farangs can have these diseases, and being Thai she would have believed him. Or maybe he beat it into her.

Anyway I didn't get tested because it was months later she told me.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Fucking Ouch!

I'll hold your beer while you try it!

Originally Posted by Necron99

I once came here for a week holiday with a workmate whose nick was beastmaster, cause he wasnt very picky about the roughheads he'd get into.
Second day here he woke up with a raging dose of the clap that he's caught back in Oz just before we left. Kinda ruined his trip...

Raging dose A freind got a raging dose of clap once. ... Doctors office was closed so he went to the Veterinary shop and picked up a bottle of penicillin. Then he just spiked a bowl of soup with it. It tasted like shit apparently. Somebody said online that it was safe to use the same dose as pigs so thats what he went with.

Then the docs office opened and he got the pills.

^your mate still alive is he Socal?

(...is he Socal! )

What is STD, is it that oil additive?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^your mate still alive is he Socal?

(...is he Socal! )

Alive and well....

I was driving him around. The penno didn't mix with the soup very well. It was funny as fuck for me... He was freaking out.

I don't fucking blame him. Part of the reason why I am not opposed to settling down. I hate sittinng at the lineup at the doctors office sweating bullets...

Originally Posted by wasabi

What is STD, is it that oil additive?

Subscriber Trunk Dialing

Silly Teak Doorians

^I'm sure you shouldn't be on this thread, Patsy...

Originally Posted by socal

I hate sittinng at the lineup at the doctors office sweating bullets...

You lurvvve it...

I voted yes, having been clapped more times than The Who (and being honest). But that was mostly back before AIDS was an issue, since then maybe half a dozen or ten times. Some people will reel in horror, others who were in SEA at that time going at 100mph thru the nightlife scene will think *sounds about right*.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^I'm sure you shouldn't be on this thread, Patsy...

Originally Posted by socal

I hate sittinng at the lineup at the doctors office sweating bullets...

You lurvvve it...

umm no.

you must have been there a time or 2...

Originally Posted by Headworx

I voted yes, having been clapped more times than The Who (and being honest). But that was mostly back before AIDS was an issue, since then maybe half a dozen or ten times. Some people will reel in horror, others who were in SEA at that time going at 100mph thru the nightlife scene will think *sounds about right*.

you are the man

Originally Posted by socal

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I don't fucking blame him. Part of the reason why I am not opposed to settling down. I hate sittinng at the lineup at the doctors office sweating bullets...

There is an easy way...

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I had my feelings hurt once.

Pray, do tell, didums.

^^Heterosexual blokes are less receptive to STDs than women, but are potential carriers.

I took the penicillin cure once. It paralyzed me. Oops! allergic to penicillin. Tetracycline is the alternative. Friggin doctors will kill you.

I got crabs once, man did they itch. Got a potion from the chemist and all was well.

It was having to wash every bit of clothing and sheets and towels afterwards which pissed me off.

Slapped the potion on the offending male as well and sent him on his way.