I had a few but was told by the Doctor it was Non-Specific :)
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I had a few but was told by the Doctor it was Non-Specific :)
Busted :smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
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Originally Posted by Latindancer
Had a few in my younger days. Nothing that couldn't be cleared up with the right medication.
Best one was when I gave myself NSU by sticking a ball-point pen refill up my Jap's eye and writing my name with it for a dare. After that I learned to stop accepting dares if they needed a "hold my beer and watch this" type of reply. Yeah, technically not an STD but my little anecdote is related to naughty bits so it counts.
Fucking Ouch! :doglol:
Yeah, that's what you told the missus but we're not buying it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
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Me too, with this girl I always used a condom at her insistence so when she told me this months later I was very sceptical. I reckon the Thai guy who did give it to her (her BF) convinced her that only farangs can have these diseases, and being Thai she would have believed him. Or maybe he beat it into her.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
Anyway I didn't get tested because it was months later she told me.
I'll hold your beer while you try it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
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Originally Posted by Necron99
Raging dose :smileylaughing:A freind got a raging dose of clap once. ... Doctors office was closed so he went to the Veterinary shop and picked up a bottle of penicillin. Then he just spiked a bowl of soup with it. It tasted like shit apparently. Somebody said online that it was safe to use the same dose as pigs so thats what he went with.
Then the docs office opened and he got the pills.
^your mate still alive is he Socal?
(...is he Socal! :))
What is STD, is it that oil additive?
Alive and well....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I was driving him around. The penno didn't mix with the soup very well. It was funny as fuck for me... He was freaking out.
I don't fucking blame him. Part of the reason why I am not opposed to settling down. I hate sittinng at the lineup at the doctors office sweating bullets...
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Originally Posted by wasabi
Silly Teak Doorians
^I'm sure you shouldn't be on this thread, Patsy... :)
You lurvvve it...Quote:
Originally Posted by socal
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I voted yes, having been clapped more times than The Who (and being honest). But that was mostly back before AIDS was an issue, since then maybe half a dozen or ten times. Some people will reel in horror, others who were in SEA at that time going at 100mph thru the nightlife scene will think *sounds about right*.
umm no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
you must have been there a time or 2...
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Originally Posted by Headworx
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you are the man :smileylaughing:
There is an easy way... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by socal
No offence to Pats at all, but why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Unless you guys are gay, then there would have to be a female involved in sexually transmitting that disease. Which means females get infected.
Sorry, strike that. Just remembered, it's TD. All of that homo-erogenous crap. No females involved, obviously :)
Pray, do tell, didums. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
^^Heterosexual blokes are less receptive to STDs than women, but are potential carriers.
I took the penicillin cure once. It paralyzed me. Oops! allergic to penicillin. Tetracycline is the alternative. Friggin doctors will kill you.
I got crabs once, man did they itch. Got a potion from the chemist and all was well.
It was having to wash every bit of clothing and sheets and towels afterwards which pissed me off.
Slapped the potion on the offending male as well and sent him on his way.