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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy As Larry View Post
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    Well, now there's a shocker. My son lost a tooth the other day.
    Turns out I'M the tooth fairy.
    Who knew eh.
    When I was quite small I thought I had this tooth fairy business all sussed, so when my next tooth fell out I thought I would prove it by not telling my parents what had happened and then going to bed with my tooth under the pillow.

    However I couldn't keep feeling so smart to myself and so told my aunt who was staying with us at the time about my marvelous plan.

    I wish I had a photo now of the expression I had on my face the next morning when I threw off the pillow to reveal my t.. err a sixpence. It took me a few days to realise my mistake.

    Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
    My son asked how much I got when I was a kid and figured he got a lot more now (X10 about), so it figures that in the future he'd get even more so he's going to keep any more that fall out and put them all under his pillow at once when he's older.
    He's always figuring out little scams like that, I think he could be a great businessman one day.
    “If we stop testing right now we’d have very few cases, if any.” Donald J Trump.

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    Our youngest lost her first tooth a few weeks ago . . . we had no small denominations so she received a tenner (not baht, but equivalent to 100baht) . . . with a letter from the tooth fairy that this was an exception. It feels wrong tp lie to a seven-year old.

    Anyhow . . . explanations of deletions . . . yes, would be nice to have some guidelines or warnings . . . same goes with barrings from certain sections . . . again, before some drug-addled freak starts talking about 'mommy, mommy', this is a statement, not a whine or cry for 'justice'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    They do, but they choose not to put it they if you can't be bothered to place it in the right forum in the first place...
    Fuck off Willy. How do you know ?

    YOu are still claiming to be a mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    My son asked how much I got when I was a kid and figured he got a lot more now (X10 about), so it figures that in the future he'd get even more so he's going to keep any more that fall out and put them all under his pillow at once when he's older.
    Adorable! Clever little guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Happy As Larry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Well, now there's a shocker. My son lost a tooth the other day.
    Turns out I'M the tooth fairy.
    Who knew eh.
    When I was quite small I thought I had this tooth fairy business all sussed, so when my next tooth fell out I thought I would prove it by not telling my parents what had happened and then going to bed with my tooth under the pillow.

    However I couldn't keep feeling so smart to myself and so told my aunt who was staying with us at the time about my marvelous plan.

    I wish I had a photo now of the expression I had on my face the next morning when I threw off the pillow to reveal my t.. err a sixpence. It took me a few days to realise my mistake.

    Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
    My son asked how much I got when I was a kid and figured he got a lot more now (X10 about), so it figures that in the future he'd get even more so he's going to keep any more that fall out and put them all under his pillow at once when he's older.
    He's always figuring out little scams like that, I think he could be a great businessman one day.
    Kooj, you should give him an early course in Business and remind him that the value of investments can fall, as well as rise

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy As Larry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Well, now there's a shocker. My son lost a tooth the other day.
    Turns out I'M the tooth fairy.
    Who knew eh.
    When I was quite small I thought I had this tooth fairy business all sussed, so when my next tooth fell out I thought I would prove it by not telling my parents what had happened and then going to bed with my tooth under the pillow.

    However I couldn't keep feeling so smart to myself and so told my aunt who was staying with us at the time about my marvelous plan.

    I wish I had a photo now of the expression I had on my face the next morning when I threw off the pillow to reveal my t.. err a sixpence. It took me a few days to realise my mistake.

    Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
    My son asked how much I got when I was a kid and figured he got a lot more now (X10 about), so it figures that in the future he'd get even more so he's going to keep any more that fall out and put them all under his pillow at once when he's older.
    He's always figuring out little scams like that, I think he could be a great businessman one day.
    Kooj, you should give him an early course in Business and remind him that the value of investments can fall, as well as rise
    If there's one sure investment it's milk teeth. The tooth fairy has always paid highr dividends year after year.
    In fact I'm thinking of getting him to go round all those Chinese kids who scoff at him and don't believe and collect their teeth as wee.
    It's an uphill battle what with SWqata and all. (of course santa doesn't bring them presents if they don't believe in him).
    I think it's all part of the magic of childhood.
    Near here there's a park that is built over the basement of a failed highrise developement (pics to follow). here's this prefectly repectable park, and off in a corner is a hole in the ground leading to what I suppose was inteded to be the basement car park. He's absolutely shit scared to go through there since i convinced him there's troll lives in there.
    Hope I'm not fucking with his head too much.
    I got asked today (after explaining who decides who goes to heaven or hell,) "does god have a soul?"
    I had to ammend my answer to "you decide by your actions".
    So, Hmmm.
    Does god have a soul?

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    What a Prat! you are Koojo !

    Are You real,surely I fucking hope not!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post
    What a Prat! you are Koojo !

    Are You real,surely I fucking hope not!!!!!!!
    What do you think Gravey? Does god have a soul?
    Looks like just you and me up late tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Does god have a soul?
    I'm atheist, so the wrong person to ask, but, yes & no. He doesn't have his own soul but holds the collective souls of millions. IMO, of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour
    Those rules are to protect people from vulgarity. Not a beautiful artistically presented bottom such as hers
    it's a ladyboy - look closely and you can see it has a cock
    Does that detract from the beautiful artistically presented bottom? Just asking like.

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