I forgot to get divorced today

**Simon43** · 21-05-2013, 11:30 AM

why don't you build yourself a motel and use it is a source of income ?

Funny you should say that, because it sounds like a good plan, especially if no-one else except me has a share or say in the business...

I'll think on this today -I need to pop down to the amphur for this divorce, so I better take my reading glasses to make sure that the correct details are written into the divorce contract about our joint hotel asset...

**Rupert Wanger** · 21-05-2013, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Simon43

I was currently unemployed, and could she be so kind as to drop a little money into my bank account so I could buy some food....

The greedy cow wouldn't even slip me 1,000 baht

You need to sort your finances and bitches out. You should ask your family to book you a plane ticket home and forget about ever returning to Thailand...obviously Thailand isn't for you

**poorfalang** · 21-05-2013, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

Or are they just a pain in the arse??

dosn't it get a bit loose after a while?

**Fondles** · 21-05-2013, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

why don't you build yourself a motel and use it is a source of income ?

Funny you should say that, because it sounds like a good plan, especially if no-one else except me has a share or say in the business...

I'll think on this today -I need to pop down to the amphur for this divorce, so I better take my reading glasses to make sure that the correct details are written into the divorce contract about our joint hotel asset...

The joint asset that obviously is not giving you any income if you have to beg your wife for 1000b to buy some food.

**ltnt** · 21-05-2013, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

reminded her that I was currently unemployed, and could she be so kind as to drop a little money into my bank account so I could buy some food.... The greedy cow wouldn't even slip me 1,000 baht

I don't want to spoil the party Simon, but didn't you post that you controlled the financials?

**Simon43** · 21-05-2013, 02:46 PM

The joint asset that obviously is not giving you any income if you have to beg your wife for 1000b to buy some food.

There does not seem to be any smiley on this forum that I can use when a sarcastic comment that I make goes way over the heads of various posters......

You guys must be American right??

**Fondles** · 21-05-2013, 02:48 PM

Put you post in italics if it is sarcasm then it will be recogonised as such.

**kingwilly** · 21-05-2013, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

here does not seem to be any smiley on this forum that I can use when a sarcastic comment that I make goes way over the heads of various posters......

: roll eyes : without the spaces

**cisco999** · 21-05-2013, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Simon43

FREE TO MARRY AGAIN !!!!

4th times a charm; good luck, Simon. Pictures please.

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and please be sure they're naked ones. 555

**ltnt** · 21-05-2013, 05:13 PM

It might be considered sarcastic to reply in kind?

**Simon43** · 21-05-2013, 09:50 PM

Put you post in italics if it is sarcasm then it will be recogonised as such.

The whole point about sarcasm and dry humour is that you don't make it bleedin obvious.....

Anyway, the divorce all went smoothly and cost me all of 80 baht. Ex-wife #2 declined to contribute to this expense

**Gerbil** · 21-05-2013, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

Anyway, the divorce all went smoothly and cost me all of 80 baht.

Bloody inflation. My first one was only 50 Baht. Still that was 22 years ago.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-05-2013, 10:03 PM

How come you never seem to get an income from the hotel despite you harping on about being a 50% owner?

**waradmiral** · 21-05-2013, 10:06 PM

The hotel has no friggin guests haha

**Simon43** · 21-05-2013, 10:19 PM

How come you never seem to get an income from the hotel despite you harping on about being a 50% owner?

Because I don't need an income from them....

If I really needed an income, then I would simply deduct some funds from the agent payouts before I forward them to the exes. Ex #1 deposits cash profits into my bank account and I have free room and board when I need it.

I do fine with my own income from teaching.

Now if I really wanted a high income, I'd need more than what is generated by the hotel businesses...

@waradmiral - both hotels are full tonight, (not difficult because there are not many rooms, but nice when you remember that it's low season in Phuket)

**waradmiral** · 21-05-2013, 10:53 PM

Good luck with the next divorce

**wasabi** · 22-05-2013, 04:00 AM

The Eagles,lyrics to Hotel

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