Thread: I forgot to get divorced today

You will never be free married. Stay free! Let your life be yours alone.

Better put up a third motel in anticipation of your next marital cycle, mate.

Originally Posted by Simon43

is my concern that she might take a loan out and hold me equally responsible for that loan

Especially if she secures a loan on your business interest.

Better put up a third motel in anticipation of your next marital cycle, mate.

Fck yes - mustn't forget my dimwitted and generous nature.

In your opinion, would I be better off with a ladyboy next time? Are they more trustworthy and loyal to their husbands?

Do they bang like the world is about to end??? Or are they just a pain in the arse??

Or perhaps I'm asking the wrong person

you need to talk to socal if considering getting a ladybloke, he,the fullbottle on all things fruity, and nasty stuff concerning blurters. (borrowed the blurter word from terry57, thanks terry)

Originally Posted by Simon43

Better put up a third motel in anticipation of your next marital cycle, mate.

Fck yes - mustn't forget my dimwitted and generous nature.

In your opinion, would I be better off with a ladyboy next time?

Dunno. Apparently the women in your life have done a good job of f*cking you senseless, not sure even a ladyboy could improve on that.

Originally Posted by Simon43

FREE TO MARRY AGAIN !!!!

Simon 43 , I gotta hand it to ya , ...........................

Or are they just a pain in the arse??

Originally Posted by Mid

Simon 43 , I gotta hand it to ya , ...........................

We have many psychologists on here. Simon just likes to get analyzed for free. Too much.

One would imagine that getting divorced would be kind of a top priority for you by this stage..

Originally Posted by Simon43

In your opinion, would I be better off with a ladyboy next time? Are they more trustworthy and loyal to their husbands?

It's probably fairly safe to say that virtually anything is more trustworthy and loyal than the raving lunatics you seem to attract. Why don't you marry socal?

4 years and 900 + posts = one of the all time greatest trolls.

Originally Posted by MeMock

4 years and 900 + posts = one of the all time greatest trolls.

a suggestion I agree with

Originally Posted by Simon43

FREE TO MARRY AGAIN !!!!

4th times a charm; good luck, Simon. Pictures please.

SImon - I want a hotel. I promise not to sleep with you and never give you money. I will take you money and your hotel though and me and my real GF will live there and keep all the profits.

Deal?

Winner.

^LOL. In fact Simon, there is a whole bleeding board full of people here who agree not to sleep with you if you buy us a hotel.

F*ck it, you don't even need to even meet us. How painless is that?

take the deal man.

"One good reason for getting a divorce, (apart from the total lack of sex from her), is my concern that she might take a loan out and hold me equally responsible for that loan - I have an aversion to having my legs broken by the loan shark thugs when she defaults on loan repayments."

Sure everyone hopes it doesn't happen, but you're the farang, your business isn't going anywhere, and if someone does come knocking on your head how much better would it make you feel to know you are not legally responsible for her loans?

Originally Posted by MeMock

4 years and 900 + posts = one of the all time greatest trolls.

I was reminded by this thread of some one i used to know. Gareth davies (if i remember how to spell his name correctly). I knew him as "garf".

he was a legend in bangkok fpr a whilo in respect of the scrapes he could get into. He was a lightening rod for trouble, especially of the type that would have you shaking your head, wondering how the fuck he got into that situation. he was a really, really nice guy. he came to a very sad end:


https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...ll-dies-2.html (Leicestershire teacher who fell ill dies in Thai hospital)

Hope that simon gets his shit together, and soon.

Originally Posted by Simon43

As covered in another thread, she concedes that our hotel business is equally-owned, so this fact will be written into the divorce contract - we share profits 50/50 and the same goes if we sell the business at some date in the future.

Originally Posted by Simon43

since I still own half the business

Originally Posted by Simon43

One good reason for getting a divorce, (apart from the total lack of sex from her), is my concern that she might take a loan out and hold me equally responsible for that loan

It sounds like you need to talk to a lawyer, or at least a good para-legal who can make sure your paperwork is bullet-proof. If you own half the business then you also own half of whatever debt it incurs.

If you own half the business then you also own half of whatever debt it incurs.

My businesses don't have debts - they have always been profitable - with one sole exception - Mobile Crazy TV, which was bringing in 28,000 GBP/month, but had to pay bills of 30,000 GBP/month.

bugger!


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Originally Posted by Simon43

My businesses don't have debts

The point was that if she used the business as collateral for the loan you'd be on the hook too.

Originally Posted by Simon43

FREE TO MARRY AGAIN !!!!

Originally Posted by Simon43

Do they bang like the world is about to end???

Hell yeah!

erm, so I've heard.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Dunno. Apparently the women in your life have done a good job of f*cking you senseless, not sure even a ladyboy could improve on that.

fair call.

why don't you build yourself a motel and use it is a source of income ?

^ Now theres an idea......

Late for a divorce????? I was worried about Bangkok traffic, and ended up being two hours early - didn't want to take any chances!!!!!!!!!