Posting with a Budgie on your mouse hand.

**VocalNeal** · 22-10-2012, 08:22 PM

We have inherited a budgie form SIL who has a cat. It flew in her window two weeks ago. No cage it sits on its perch seemingly happy. Now it has decided that it wants to sit on my mouse hand as I surf.

**Looper** · 22-10-2012, 08:25 PM

Crank up some top internet budgie porn and see what it does. This is how you can work out if it is a boy or a girl.

**pseudolus** · 22-10-2012, 08:28 PM

Big enough to eat yet?

**kingwilly** · 22-10-2012, 09:29 PM

picture?

**tsicar** · 22-10-2012, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

We have inherited a budgie form SIL who has a cat. It flew in her window two weeks ago. No cage it sits on its perch seemingly happy. Now it has decided that it wants to sit on my mouse hand as I surf.

i end up with the kid's lovebird doing the same shit

when it finally buggers off i find it chewing the shit out of my last 'kkin cigarette

a week ago i rescued the fukker after it dived headfirst into my half full beermug and not so long ago the dumb fukkr did a bungee jump off my shoulder into the crapper just as i was flushing after having a piss.
(half regretted rescuing the bugger by dragging it back out by the tailfeathers)

i have the african grey and the indian ringneck which belong to my other son now flying up onto the curtain rail and chawing the bloody styrofoam cornices above the bed, so i get outta the bath to go to bed and the 'kkin bed looks like it is full of popcorn and birdshit.
the 'kkin tarantula has escaped and lives somewhere in the house and the hamsters breed like niggers and run on the squeaky excercise wheel all night, keeping me awake.

i think if i get rid of the kids i may get rid of the pet problem: it's driving me 'kkin nuts!

**Moonraker** · 23-10-2012, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

Crank up some top internet budgie porn and see what it does. This is how you can work out if it is a boy or a girl.

Could be gay. I think I recall you once having a gay scorpion that topped itself.

**blue** · 23-10-2012, 02:14 AM

I cannot remember what it was , but at least we go to know the scorpions name, and saw him a few times..

So far on this thread we've had a budgie ,, a lovebird ,an African grey an Indian Ringneck a hairy tarantula ,
oh and a SIL and not a single picture ....

**Moonraker** · 23-10-2012, 03:14 AM

I think the scorpion's name was Dave.

**Looper** · 23-10-2012, 09:33 PM

That's right. I had forgotten about tragic closet Gay Dave. That was almost a year ago. Actually I have still got him in a small box somewhere. He is all dried out now.

How is this budgie doing VN? If he carks it too then nail him to the mouse and sell him as a Norwegian Blue.

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