View Poll Results: What should I do about the bees?

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  • Nothing, live and let live. Surrender that corner to my new bee overlords.

    9 45.00%
  • Try nuking them with big cans of Baygon

    1 5.00%
  • Rent a Somyot for the day and let him deal with it while I am far away.

    5 25.00%
  • Kill them with fire.

    5 25.00%
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    The Pikey Hunter
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    ^ yep. Bollocks to that. Flamethrower time I reckon.

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    The reason why it's safe to collect them at that pint is that when bees are fully gorged with honey, they can't and don't sting.
    It5's only when the collector gets scared and sends out adrenalin that the bees will attack when they smell it, or if the collector damages a bee, then others will smell the damaged bee and attack any threat around.
    As a young chap, I'd collect a swarm stark naked just to impress the maiden in distress who's house the swarm had landed near.

    One trick was to locate the queen and pick her up and put her in my beard, then the whole swarm would climb onto my beard, then I'd walk over to the base box I had ready and gently remove the queen, place her in the box and the whole swarm would crawl and drop off me into the box and I' wouldn't even collect one sting.

    The ladies were impressed, I was suitably rewarded for my efforts.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Ent the Bee Whisperer!

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    Yup, and dogs and horses and ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    As a young chap, I'd collect a swarm stark naked just to impress the maiden in distress who's house the swarm had landed near.
    did she call the police? what an excuse for exhibitionism!!

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    Ah. call it what ya like, it was fun and well worth it,...no funny, no honey.

    No speedos either.

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