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    I demand to have some fucking nicotine..

    Alas! The pack of Wonder Red I purchased this very morning has dwindled to the point of expiration.

    I therefore have several options as a means of nicotine, or certain death if you will, intake.

    A: Go to the shops which are fucking miles away

    B: Breach Por's annex and steal a handful of thai tobacco and rizla papers

    C: Smoke the ashes of my previously disposed of cigarettes

    or

    D: Commit Hari-Kari with a rusty bread knife.

    Decisions, decisions...

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    I have 200 Big & Hairys here

    I can upload a piccy if u like ?

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    ^ The mrs has just set off for Por's annex. He's less likely to beat her up.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I can upload a piccy if u like ?
    Yes, I would like. Any other home comforts would also be welcome. But Subway, don't take a picture of a fucking Subway, because I WILL consume my laptop, whole...

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    ^ Looks good to me mate.

    How many Kgs have you expanded since reading that book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    How many Kgs have you expanded since reading that book?
    I expanded several belt notches just looking at the fucking thing...

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    ^ I also dramatically came in my underpants..

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    Well it is Friday night ........ lads night out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Well it is Friday night ........ lads night out.
    Every night is a lad's night out for me at the moment Chas.

    And Nedwalk is arriving soooooooooooooonnnnnnnn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    reading that book?
    what book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    ^ I also dramatically came in my underpants..
    I may be too late but here are a few photos to take your mind off cigarettes.


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