Alas! The pack of Wonder Red I purchased this very morning has dwindled to the point of expiration.
I therefore have several options as a means of nicotine, or certain death if you will, intake.
A: Go to the shops which are fucking miles away
B: Breach Por's annex and steal a handful of thai tobacco and rizla papers
C: Smoke the ashes of my previously disposed of cigarettes
or
D: Commit Hari-Kari with a rusty bread knife.
Decisions, decisions...