Has your missus ever 'forgotten' to wash her ass?

[kingwilly]

Inspirational stuff

^ Willy, sightly off topic here but my g/f. came out of the shower and floated into our bed.
Watching tv and she pushed her 'lower half' into my face which i lapped up for about 2 seconds, she was clean as ever but forgot to wash her rectal area.
I was off like Usain Bolt to the toilets, and she said 'Solly Solly'.
Urrgh, i can smell it now.

[helge]

No ..

[dobella]

She backed into me trying to distract me from the tv. and i , as any guy would poke my tongue into her pussy but her ass was NOT clean and my nose got me gagging.
Where the fuck was the bum gun ?
She still takes the piss now as i mention it quite often, Is the WHOLE business down there clean ?

[kingwilly]

Actually, I think it's the hole you need to be careful of...

[alwarner]

That takes being a brown nose to a whole new level.

[dobella]

^ Great thread this Willy, nose into gf's ass by accident.
Can we slide down a little further ?, i was just thinking you were 'slightly' ok.
Mistakes happen often, back on track then.

[kingwilly]

There, there, you'll recover.

Peruse this thread and you'll feel better...

teakdoor.com/members-only/65166-some-lovely-rear-ends.html

[steevee]

[helge]

I think it's the hole you need to be careful of..

Go American:

Don't Ass, Don't Smell

[kingwilly]

I think Dobby broke the rule of "don't kiss and smell"

[terry57]

This is a very nasty thread Willy.

[Fondles]

Any pics of said ass ?

[kingwilly]

I'm not certain we want pics of that... I suspect she did it on porpoise.

[Rural Surin]

If you have to consider such inquiries, you probably keep the wrong circles.

[Blue water dreaming]

I suspect she did it on porpoise.

My first thought also. Examine what sort of nasty shitty things you did to her during the previous 24 hours.
Poking a shitty ring in your face is definitely anti social and it's hard to imagine she forgot...Only oldies with a memory complaint do that.
(BTW How old's the missus?)

[baldrick]

If you have to consider such inquiries, you probably keep the wrong circles.

of course we fcuking do and we heard your condescension the first time - now fcuk off

[kingwilly]

Yup, what he said.

[barbaro]

Inspirational stuff

^ Willy, sightly off topic here but my g/f. came out of the shower and floated into our bed.
Watching tv and she pushed her 'lower half' into my face which i lapped up for about 2 seconds, she was clean as ever but forgot to wash her rectal area.
I was off like Usain Bolt to the toilets, and she said 'Solly Solly'.
Urrgh, i can smell it now.

Dobella,

Before you lick her a-hole or crack, you gotta inspect the area.

Like a boyscott.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

If you want to know if your bottom smells, place your handphone between your buttocks and then put it under your nose.

Alternatively, ask a bargirl to smell it if she is pestering you for a lady drink. It's been a while since I did that. I still have the Nokia phone !

[dobella]

Before you lick her a-hole or crack, you gotta inspect the area. Like a boyscott

Yeah but it was a one off, she joked with me many times before coming from the shower so i guess i just got complacent.
She has been warned though, not sure what her punishment is yet but i am working on it.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Before you lick her a-hole or crack, you gotta inspect the area. Like a boyscott

Yeah but it was a one off, she joked with me many times before coming from the shower so i guess i just got complacent.
She has been warned though, not sure what her punishment is yet but i am working on it.

Dobella. I don't understand why you'd want to lick a Thai woman's gooseyparts. How can you be sure you aren't licking some other geezer's previous encrustations.

[dobella]

Dobella. I don't understand why you'd want to lick a Thai woman's gooseyparts. How can you be sure you aren't licking some other geezer's previous encrustations.

She lives with me, any crustastions are well gone so the 'area' generally smells aromatic.
I put her previous out of my mind.

[nigelandjan]

No never BUT ,,,,, she forgot to wash mine the other day. Threw my pants into an industrial incinerator to save the wahine machine

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Dobella. I don't understand why you'd want to lick a Thai woman's gooseyparts. How can you be sure you aren't licking some other geezer's previous encrustations.

She lives with me, any crustastions are well gone so the 'area' generally smells aromatic.
I put her previous out of my mind.

'Encrustations' not crustations.

Crustations are, like, lobsters, crayfish or Dungeness crabs.

[dobella]

lobsters, crayfish

Back to another good thread of Cajun food.
Gumbo, Jumbaliya and Crawfish, smoked Boudin - yum yum.