Alas! The pack of Wonder Red I purchased this very morning has dwindled to the point of expiration.

I therefore have several options as a means of nicotine, or certain death if you will, intake.

A: Go to the shops which are fucking miles away

B: Breach Por's annex and steal a handful of thai tobacco and rizla papers

C: Smoke the ashes of my previously disposed of cigarettes

or

D: Commit Hari-Kari with a rusty bread knife.

Decisions, decisions...