I enjoyed a round of Stilton that had been smuggled into Los recently, with friends in a public venue.
I serially buy bootleg DVD's here.
I have been known to watch acts of nudity in Pattaya, which are strictly prohibited.
Some of the things I have witnessed should be reported to the RSPCA.
I don't have a Thai driving license.
I don't always carry my passport. Not since I landed here seven months ago actually.
My sole driving offence was not handled by the judiciary, but I still paid a fine.
I have never breathalysed myself, but the .05% legal limit here seems to preclude any chance of legitimacy.
I occasionally pay a bar employee for the pleasure of her company, but the sex is consensual.
A 14 year old motosai rider backended me, but I did not report said incident to the Constabulary.

Am I beyond redemption?