When was the last time you commited a criminal offence?

**The Righteous Brother** · 06-02-2007, 09:56 PM

Me? Last Saturday...

**mad_dog** · 06-02-2007, 09:58 PM

I brought some beers at 2am a couple of weeks ago... That is illegal in this stupid country now

**benbaaa** · 06-02-2007, 09:59 PM

Nipped down the market today on my Honda Dream 125 and forgot my helmet.

...And my full leathers, boots and goggles.

**ChiangMai noon** · 06-02-2007, 10:01 PM

At least you have a basket.
I must admit I miss my basket.

**benbaaa** · 06-02-2007, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I must admit I miss my basket.

You could probably pick one up for less than 100B. Tie it on the front there with some string. It'd look dead cool.

**benbaaa** · 06-02-2007, 10:04 PM

Or you could learn a new skill. Balance your shopping on your head.

**flash** · 06-02-2007, 10:11 PM

Well if smoking weed is illegal I am breaking the law as I write this.......

**The Righteous Brother** · 06-02-2007, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by flash

Well if smoking weed is illegal I am breaking the law as I write this.......

Actually smoking it isn't an offence in itself, selling it however is a different matter, this all depends on which country you're in though I suppose...

**Agent_Smith** · 06-02-2007, 10:58 PM

Do crimes against nature count?

**The Righteous Brother** · 07-02-2007, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

Do crimes against nature count?

Not if you're shagging sheep in Yorkshire, in fact it's positively encouraged...

**shehiredahitman** · 07-02-2007, 12:22 AM

I'm wanted by the law & there's two Community Support Officers stood in the kitchen advising the homeowner on home security.

Not exactly breaking the law but it sure feels like it.

**RDN** · 07-02-2007, 03:11 AM

I hope to in about 30 minutes if the g/f is so inclined...

**Mr Earl** · 07-02-2007, 06:28 AM

I'm not telling! But I was bad!

**in4zip** · 07-02-2007, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I'm not telling! But I was bad!

I waz, iz and I'z gonna be bad foreva
no fun being anything else and I dont give a sh!t what the holy book says or anybody else for that matter

**sabang** · 07-02-2007, 07:08 AM

I enjoyed a round of Stilton that had been smuggled into Los recently, with friends in a public venue.
I serially buy bootleg DVD's here.
I have been known to watch acts of nudity in Pattaya, which are strictly prohibited.
Some of the things I have witnessed should be reported to the RSPCA.
I don't have a Thai driving license.
I don't always carry my passport. Not since I landed here seven months ago actually.
My sole driving offence was not handled by the judiciary, but I still paid a fine.
I have never breathalysed myself, but the .05% legal limit here seems to preclude any chance of legitimacy.
I occasionally pay a bar employee for the pleasure of her company, but the sex is consensual.
A 14 year old motosai rider backended me, but I did not report said incident to the Constabulary.

Am I beyond redemption?

**Mr Earl** · 07-02-2007, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by sabang

Am I beyond redemption?

Yes!

I was going to suggest you check into an insane asylum before you get into trouble.
But since you live in Pattaya you just need to stay where you are!

**sabang** · 07-02-2007, 08:05 AM

Well thats settled then.

**slimboyfat** · 07-02-2007, 09:00 AM

i have never been caught for anything, so as far as i am concerned i have never ever broken the law.

**kingwilly** · 07-02-2007, 09:10 AM

I forgot to put the toothpaste cap back on this morning....

and I also didnt warm my car engine for 10 mins first

and I think I prolly even forget to indicate a left turn once.

**slimboyfat** · 07-02-2007, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

I forgot to put the toothpaste cap back on this morning....

and I also didnt warm my car engine for 10 mins first

and I think I prolly even forget to indicate a left turn once.

i think you and me are the only TD members who are not fugitives from the law.

**ch1ldofthemoon** · 07-02-2007, 11:35 AM

`Actually smoking it isn't an offence in itself, selling it however is a different matter, this all depends on which country you're in though I suppose...`

......Try telling thaty to the Thai Police......

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-02-2007, 11:44 AM

I discount anything that I've done in Thailand as it is a lawless society, and the only laws that are inforced are a fucking joke.

As for breaking the law in a civilised country, it must've been about 7 years ago now.

**ChiangMai noon** · 07-02-2007, 11:46 AM

I broke the law in the UK the last time I was there.
9 or 10 years ago i suppose.

I doubt wether a day goes by without me breaking the law in thailand.
Is it legal to drive without indicators?

**Begbie** · 07-02-2007, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i have never been caught pissing in an elevator, chewing gum or jay walking, so as far as i am concerned i have never ever broken the law.

The wonders of Singapore..

**William** · 07-02-2007, 12:51 PM

I dropped my fag-but (smoke) on the floor today. I only did it because they've removed all the fucking bins because they're scared shitless someone will put a bomb in one. But in any event, I think it may be against the law

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