Thread: What are you doing for Valentine's day?

What have you gay bastards got planned for your other halves?

Mine will be something like this

!

Flowers, dinner.

That's it.

Originally Posted by FarangRed

What have you gay bastards got planned for your other halves?

New speedos.

I'm going to paint my bollocks red and hide in a box of strawberries.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

New speedos.

The yearly changing of the underwear? Old pair must be getting a bit crusty by now.

No significant other so , nothing. I'll have to treat myself to an extra pint .

I'm off to Bangkok to get my balls rubbed

I'm gonna go for a rampant rabbit. They're going cheep up the pet shop.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I'm going to paint my bollocks red and hide in a box of strawberries.

Would you like a new pair of red speedos?

Only 1 romantic on here so far, Sir Wilson

Let's make him a Valentine's Night CD


Here's track 1 Willy, to get her juices flowing

track 2

youtube.com/watch?v=blO3EtP_D10

I've decided to quit begging and being homeless for the day in Phuket, I shall however resume on the 15th!

Thai-ASEAN News Network - Phuket to Rid Itself of Beggars and Homeless People

Erm, don't think I'll be giving her that CD...

Don't be fooled, tis all about building brownie points.

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

I'm off to Bangkok to get my balls rubbed

You're a romantic old devil, Sab.

I keep getting bothered by those flower sellers who come around the bars.
I don't usually buy them, due to the fact i thought the Missus would think I'd been up to no good.
But a week or so ago, I brought her a couple of roses back and she started sobbing.
I think I might buy her a bunch for next week.



^ haha

See, I am deep down

I'll be at work, might pop home at lunch time and let the missus give me a blow job.

Stalk Selina Scott.

i,m taking meself to PATS

What is massive this year is a Groupon page where you advertise yourself as part of the deal.

You'll need to be experienced with Graphic Design to get it done

for example the deal may be - 1 nights stay at the "Insert hotel name" with ME

Deal includes

- Evening meal
- A few hours with ME
- Serious sex
- Sex Toys
- Lingerie
- Anal
- Breakfast
- Bus tour ( of city concerned)

The price is free (you obviously have to pay for it) - Click buy now to buy this deal


I'm planning to send 6-7 out and see what the response is like. If someone does not respond - I'll say it was an obvious piss take - but I'm hoping to catch a few new ladies with this offer. Who knows

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

Only 1 romantic on here so far, Sir Wilson

Let's make him a Valentine's Night CD


Here's track 1 Willy, to get her juices flowing

That song kind of makes me just want to vomit!

Is it the "Ode to Huggy Bear?"

Originally Posted by FarangRed

What is massive this year is a Groupon page where you advertise yourself as part of the deal.

You'll need to be experienced with Graphic Design to get it done

for example the deal may be - 1 nights stay at the "Insert hotel name" with ME

Deal includes

- Evening meal
- A few hours with ME
- Serious sex
- Sex Toys
- Lingerie
- Anal
- Breakfast
- Bus tour ( of city concerned)

The price is free (you obviously have to pay for it) - Click buy now to buy this deal


I'm planning to send 6-7 out and see what the response is like. If someone does not respond - I'll say it was an obvious piss take - but I'm hoping to catch a few new ladies with this offer. Who knows

What are you planning if all seven turn up? You will be like that foul strawberry drink the Thais seem to enjoy - Red Cock!

You can get Blue cock too - I guess this is where the blood supply is restricted.

Maybe the next stage is Green Cock when the Gangreen sets in.

Originally Posted by FarangRed

What is massive this year is a Groupon page where you advertise yourself as part of the deal.

You'll need to be experienced with Graphic Design to get it done

for example the deal may be - 1 nights stay at the "Insert hotel name" with ME

Deal includes

- Evening meal
- A few hours with ME
- Serious sex
- Sex Toys
- Lingerie
- Anal
- Breakfast
- Bus tour ( of city concerned)

The price is free (you obviously have to pay for it) - Click buy now to buy this deal


I'm planning to send 6-7 out and see what the response is like. If someone does not respond - I'll say it was an obvious piss take - but I'm hoping to catch a few new ladies with this offer. Who knows

Great Idea, I'm off to whore myself on craigslist, I aint free though

PS. Special Discount for TD members

^ don't be fooled when witnailstoke offers you his butterfly collection

he tried it with me , but when I checked it was only moths

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

I brought her a couple of roses back and she started sobbing.

You're not meant to flay her with them.

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

I'm off to Bangkok to get my balls rubbed

Rather you than me, had one of those testicular massages once, never again.