Carefull with that pube, Eugene.

[withnallstoke]

Just about to take a leak in the urinal, noticed a thick black pube poking out from the other side of the rim.
Game on.
Can i blast it off the rim and into the whirlpool?

Take aim.......fire.
Direct hit.

Chased out of the bog by a big fuck off spider with a wet leg.
Pissed in the bushes outside.

[Tickiteboo]

nutter!

[Thetyim]

I just pissed myself reading that

[FlyFree]

There's a lesson in there somewhere.

[Fukwit]

Did your genitals dangle in the toilet bowl?

[nedwalk]

thank you for shareing ..happened to me once..bloody huntsman's

[somtamslap]

Well I'm both surprised and impressed! Would've thought you'd taken advantage of this amorous arachnid by pointing your bellend in the direction of its gob.

[withnallstoke]

My penis was paralysed by fear and my bladder wouldn't work.
I probably wont sleep for a week.

[Fukwit]

My penis was paralysed by fear and my bladder wouldn't work.

[somtamslap]

My penis was paralysed by fear

This was always going to be the cry of the defence, but the prosecutors have photographic evidence that it was a boner.

[withnallstoke]

it was a boner.

Physically imossible with a wet legged spider breathing foetid breath down your hastilly retreating neck.

[Rural Surin]

Spider with a moist appendage.

There's a metaphor here somewhere.

[Loy Toy]

[SEA Traveler]

very appropriate... out of greens, but you deserve one.

[withnallstoke]

^ ^

[Rural Surin]

Who's Eugene?

[withnallstoke]

Who's Eugene?

[palexxxx]

another classic

[kingwilly]

Klarse!

[Moonraker]

Wonder what the spider is saying on the spider forum.

[withnallstoke]

I knew i wouldn't sleep well.

Woken up at this ungodly hour in a cold sweat, visions of spider gangs taking revenge on my unprotected penis.

Wonder what the spider is saying on the spider forum.

"Let's get 'round withnalls and wreak havoc on his balls".

[OhOh]

Wonder what the spider is saying on the spider forum.

Spider1: "You know we were posting last night about the smallest dick in the street, I think I've found our winner"

Spider2: You know we can't accept your claim without a photo"

Look out for a flash next time you have a pee.

[withnallstoke]

Look out for a flash next time you have a pee.

[somtamslap]

Woken up at this ungodly hour due to a wet dream, visions of spider gangs tampering with my testicles.

The prosecution rests..

[OhOh]

The Art Director Spider has sent a couple of samples for next weeks photo shoot, please let me know if the star is happy with his choice. He may have a preference to match his speedos.