Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Shit Bloke making a Shit Bloke of himself...

Very negative boring batting from the Convicts... less than 1 an over at the moment...

got im

Johnson gone.
Anderson repreives himself with a fine catch.
7/151

Harris in, he can bat some.

If there's 90,000 in there, mostly convicts then why can only the barmy army be heard???

^ Cause a bunch of sunburnt fat bald drunk blokes singing together is, well, kinda gay.

^maybe, with the convicts scoring at an even slower rate than England the convicts have fallen asleep...

^^ The one with the long blonde hair and the big stupid hat looks like a real raving poove. He doesn't even watch the cricket, and faces his half naked fat drunk bloke mates singing love songs of solidarity instead.

^stop wanking, Wally...

bye bye - Broad's bunny...

ding dong

arris gone

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^maybe, with the convicts scoring at an even slower rate than England the convicts have fallen asleep...

Only because we don't have wickets in hand Betty. Our fast run getters all failed today - though Haddin is capable, his job has been to steady the ship - but with Harris gone, he may try to get some quick cheeky ones now.

It looks like we have a game of cricket in our hands...., with the poms slightly ahead..

After all the yapping before the series started it is about time the Poms put up a fight, still back OZ tho.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

with the poms slightly ahead..

SLIGHTLY...LOL

it's a fukking reaming....

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Broad is doing the convicts...

9/161

Siddle throws away his wicket. 91 behind.
Stumps.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

with the poms slightly ahead..

SLIGHTLY...LOL

it's a fukking reaming....

You have to take recent form and trends into account noony. Statistically, we will start the day tomorrow by frustrating you guys by adding more runs than you expected. I don't think Haddin will come out and play T20 style and get us in the range of your score, because doing so has jinxed our batsmen in the past, but I know that you and Bob and Betty are all thinking that is a possibility after reading this, so by reading this post, you have just jinxed your bowlers, who shall be delivering pies all morning.

Then when we bowl, you guys will get out cheaply again, and then a handful of our players will get second innings tons - all based on recent stats.

The only main differerence in this test is we will get all of our last innings runs batting last.

Doesn't take Betty long to get her big gay pics out does it :facepalm:

Been away from the office for a few hours so missed everything after my last post.

Too little too late, can't get over excited about this.

Unlike Wally I don't count sessions, days or moral victories.

The Ashes are gone, that the be all that ends all.

This shoiuld have come about in Adelaide, not Melbourne.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Our fast run getters all failed today

Welcome to England.

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Unlike Wally I don't count sessions, days or moral victories.

The Ashes are gone, that the be all that ends all.

This shoiuld have come about in Adelaide, not Melbourne.

Ya big girl's blouse.

Anyone see the interesting stat about how Johnson has taken his wickets in spells during this series?

In the spells where he has ripped through the lower middle order and the tail he has taken 18 wickets at 2.xx a piece.

Against the top order he has taken 10 @ 38.xx a piece.

Shows exactly what a genuine quick can do against the lesser players.

And that is what we lack, to have not played Tremlett at the Oval was criminal. they could have found out then how he has lost his pace. I still think we should have given Finn a go in Perth.

i'm delighted with the day's play

3-1 will feel a lot better than 4-0

we've been absolutely rinsed up to today

i reckon we'll score big 2nd innings and leave the ocks some 500 odd to chase down
won't happen

Do me a favour Ponty Boy..... quit making fucking predictions!!!!