World football thread.

[hallelujah]

I see Harry is still struggling to work out how to use the various football threads on here.

Anyway, Mbappe has refused to even meet Al Hilal to discuss any potential 260 million transfer. And so he should, even if he was to be on 4 or 500 million a year.

How much money can you spend? How many houses and cars can you ever have? How much champagne and charlie can you do in retirement?

I still reckon that year-long loan to the Prem is on the cards.

There's talk of him going to Saudi with a release clause in 12 months time so that Real can buy him.

I believe the Saudi lot were happy to do that too, but it seems he's not interested.

[hallelujah]

So British teams playing Spanish teams in the USA doesn't count as "World Football" then.

OoooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkkkk

There are threads for both of those British teams already on here, aren't there?

Come on, harry. You can do this.

[hallelujah]

He's 24. They could pay him a billion pounds for a couple of years and then sell him to the Barcodes for half a mill so they don't breach FFP.

Did you see that Saint Maximin transfer? Dodgy as fuck.

[harrybarracuda]

Did you see that Saint Maximin transfer? Dodgy as fuck.

Well apart from the fact the Saudis own both clubs, 30m doesn't seem that much of a transfer fee these days.

How many clubs do the plastic cheats own?

[hallelujah]

Well apart from the fact the Saudis own both clubs

How many clubs do the plastic cheats own?

That's the point. What hope can you ever have of enforcing FFP when this sort of stuff is going on?

There was talk of Neves being "loaned" to Newcastle the other week from AL Hilal. That seems to have quietened down for now, but I'm sure there'll be skullduggery further along the line.

[harrybarracuda]

There are threads for both of those British teams already on here, aren't there?

Come on, harry. You can do this.

So I'll say it again Hal, just read it s l o w l y.

British teams playing Spanish teams in the USA is what we call "World Football".

Stop being so whiny, you sound like Edmond.

JUVENTUS vs MILAN at 0:30 Thailand.

They are playing in the USA.

On Astro Supersport 2.

[hallelujah]

JUVENTUS vs MILAN

Now we're getting there.

You see, H, I knew you could work it out eventually!

People doubt you on here, but we just need to take our time with you and be understanding of the fact that we all learn at different speeds.

[harrybarracuda]

People doubt you on here, but we just need to take our time with you and be understanding of the fact that we all learn at different speeds.

Yes Hal, yours appears to be somewhere between that of Lichen and mould.

[Edmond]

It's getting silly now.


Al Hilal bid £120.3m for Napoli's Victor Osimhen | Striker offered £1m per week



Whatever about 35 year old has-beens that have nothing else to target. 24 years old. Just won Serie A with Napoli. Was a United target.


Kids in the playground will soon be answering Al-Hafifidiaq when asked who they want to play for when they grow up.

[harrybarracuda]

It's sunny at the Emirates for Arsenal v Monaco on Canal+ France.

I'll prolly spend the whole game going "Ooh la la" or "Merde".

[harrybarracuda]

Merde.

[helge]

Caca scored ?

[harrybarracuda]

Who??

[harrybarracuda]

Ooh la la Steady Eddie.

[helge]

Who??

No, he's on first base

[harrybarracuda]

So in summary

Merde
Ooh la la
Merde
Ooh la la
Merde
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Merde
Ooh la la

Arsenal picked up their own trophy 6-5 in total, great when you can make up your own rules.

[helge]

I see that Tom Brady has bought some shares in Birmingham City.

And is going to provide advice on nutrition, health and 'rehabilitation'.

Good luck

[harrybarracuda]

I see that Tom Brady has bought some shares in Birmingham City.

And is going to provide advice on nutrition, health and 'rehabilitation'.

Good luck

Does he even know what a Balti pie is?

[harrybarracuda]

You've gotta love "The Special One" for taking the piss out of Roma for not getting him a striker

[Bettyboo]

Kane off to Germany to do his medical - done deal...







...oh, wait a moment, Kane called back, didn't get on the flight; Levy wants to make some last minute contract changes...

[harrybarracuda]

It gets better. The tiny totts will look to replace him with .... Lukaku.

[malmomike77]

LaoKhaoKhao will never come back to the PL, he knows he's not good enough

[Bettyboo]

It gets better. The tiny totts will look to replace him with .... Lukaku.

Shirley, that cannot be true!!!

[Bettyboo]

I don't see this lasting long, but it's a good start.

The two teams we've played (Sunderland and Stoke) are both strong teams which could have won the games and will likely finish higher than us at the end of the season, imho. If we finish top half of the table I'll be pleased.

[cyrille]

When do you play Norwich?