Thread: Manchester Utd

Well he looks like an incontinent primary school caretaker at an 'Open Day'.

No wonder people have been taking the mick.

^^ When did you marry Wout Weghorst?

I love the way he looks at me when I whip my cock out:

I'm sure banning Sky, ESPN, the Mirror and the MEN from press conferences will stop his players telling said reporters that they think he's as useful as Anne Frank's Drum Kit.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Club statement:

"We’re taking action against a number of news organisations today,

Manchester United face a familiar choice: Throw out the bad apples or sack another manager

Erik ten Hag has been questioned about his suitability for the role amid claims of a dressing room revolt

They say death and taxes are the only two certainties in life but a winter crisis at Manchester United seems to have been a staple for years now.


It was around this time a decade ago that David Moyes lost back-to-back home games against Everton and Newcastle and never really recovered.


His successor, Louis van Gaal, survived his own winter of discontent two years later, when United did not win a match for six weeks during the busiest period of the season, but was gone by the May.


Van Gaal’s replacement, Jose Mourinho, was sacked a week before Christmas 2018 and the man who filled the Portuguese’s shoes, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was shown the door in late November 2021. Tis not the season to be jolly at Old Trafford.


Now United’s latest managerial incumbent, Erik ten Hag, is trying to weather his own storm and the script feels painfully familiar, with the Dutchman battling reports of dressing room unrest as the defeats stack up and the scrutiny intensifies ahead of an ominous run of games against Chelsea, Bournemouth, Bayern Munich and Liverpool.


As with all of his predecessors, there are legitimate concerns about Ten Hag. He has been allowed to spend a lot of money, often of his choosing, some of his team selections and substitutions are baffling and, after 19 months at the helm, has yet to establish a discernible, cohesive playing identity and continues to watch his team concede an alarming number of goals, with no obvious plan as to how to stop it.


By contrast, the likes of Ange Postecoglou, Roberto De Zerbi and Unai Emery have imposed clear visions at Tottenham, Brighton and Aston Villa in much less time and on a fraction of the budget.


Saturday’s insipid 1-0 defeat at Newcastle felt like the low mark of a torrid season, and that is saying something.


Equally, United have a big question to ask themselves if results and performances take another turn for the worse in the weeks ahead, starting against Chelsea at Old Trafford on Wednesday night.


Do they stick resolutely by a manager who was brought in with the specific – and essential – task of trying to overhaul the rotten culture that had been allowed to take root since Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2013? Or do they abandon their longer-term strategy and find themselves back at square and in the same old rinse and repeat cycle (have your say below)?


Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who is expected to be given control of football operations once his £1.3 billion purchase of a 25 per cent stake in the club is confirmed, possibly next week, will doubtless have his own views and is already readying changes to recruitment.


But even if the Ineos billionaire was to have his doubts about Ten Hag, he must ask himself if another managerial change is in United’s best interests when the players have routinely failed whoever has been in charge.


Listening to Nemanja Matic, who only left the club 18 months ago, discussing the rank indiscipline he encountered during his five years at Old Trafford, was to be reminded of the challenges Ten Hag inherited, and is still struggling to fix. Players were late for training “almost every day” according to Matic, with Jadon Sancho and Paul Pogba the worst offenders, and the lack of professionalism compared to his time at Chelsea, where he won two Premier League titles, was stark. In one season alone, the internal disciplinary committee he chaired in a forlorn effort to raise standards raked in £75,000 in player fines.


Pogba was released in the summer Ten Hag arrived but Sancho remains at the club, at least in name. The England forward has been banished from the first team squad for the past three months after effectively accusing his manager of lying over the reasons for his absence against Arsenal in early September.


This is the sort of drastic action Ten Hag feels he has needed to take to try to restore order but indiscipline can take many forms and, to judge by that sorry showing on Tyneside at the weekend, the Dutchman’s message is still not getting through.


Ten Hag suggested that a clash during the game with Antony Martial was an isolated incident and not a pattern of behaviour but Mourinho and Solskjaer’s interim replacement, Ralf Rangnick, who both had real troubles with the France striker, might argue otherwise. Elsewhere, Marcus Rashford’s appalling body language and repeat failures to track back was excruciating to witness and felt indicative of the malaise that is spreading.


Anthony Martial is yet to complete a full 90 minutes this season...


Erik Ten Hag stormed onto the touchline to berate Martial during the first-half �� pic.twitter.com/yp0t4pLX2w
— Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) December 2, 2023


Ten Hag has railed at suggestions of a dressing room revolt and insists the players are behind him. “If we stick together, stick to the plan and the strategy, we will get where we want to be,” the Dutchman said in a call-to-arms that could easily have been addressed to those above, as well as the squad.


But how many of those players are realistically going to get United to where they want to be? Are some even capable of implementing or obeying the instructions given to them? Not all are bad eggs, not all have bad attitudes by any stretch. But some are just not good enough, physically, mentally, tactically or in quality terms, at least not for a team with designs on winning the Premier League and Champions League.


And yet United persist with them, year after year, the repeated calls for a ruthless cull of the kind administered to great success by Arsenal, never materialising.

Manchester United face familiar choice: Throw out bad apples or sack another manager

Starring 'Dutchie' Shteeve as... Himself

I didn't read it all.

"The team's 191-goal difference certainly caught my eye, but after meeting the lads, you can't doubt their determination," he said.

Looks like the ABU's have fucked off to bed

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

ABU

Used to be prima swedish fishing gear.

What does it stand for tonight ?

^ Hal knows

^ i understand Dill, Hal has it right. We just didn't get it when he kept on about injuries. Injuries can be so much more these days than the obvious physical ones, and its about time we all acknowledged hidden injuries and like most forward thinking organisations recognised the use of sunflowers to signify not all disabilities are obvious to the eye.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

injuries

United is once again up against a club with more players injured.

This should therefore be overcomeable for United.

Hal argued so.

Only 3 points behind the European treble winning champs

^Careful

Curses!

Nah; looks like a perfect night for Hal

United win; City lose.

Wonder which he treasure more

A 2-1 battering




If we had a striker...and slowly brought in that spotty Danish kid

Not playing for the manager the idiots tried to say.



Thirty shots. Could have been 6. Pressing. Pace. Power.


THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE LEAGUE. THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB IN THE WORLD.




"There will be always tough times in every journey. We are in the right direction,"
"I know we will get there where we want to be. Because ... see my record.
"Everywhere where I was, every season, I got my targets, so if we stick together, stick to the plan and the strategy, we will get where we want to be."



MY MANAGER.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Looks like the ABU's have fucked off to bed

Some of them are probably still celebrating conceding only 3 goals against Luton.

Ten Hag now needs to lay down the law to these cnuts in the press living off our name and printing bullshit.

The same wankers who had their lives ruined in the 90s and 00s by Sir Alex. Just like Cy, Joe and harry.

Ban a load more of em and tell em to find out if writing clickbait about nomarks like City and Arsenal will put bread on the table.



ERIK TEN HAG'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!
ERIK TEN HAG'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!
ERIK TEN HAG'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!
ERIK TEN HAG'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!
ERIK TEN HAG'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!

Originally Posted by helge

United win; City lose.

Wonder which he treasure more

City are a joke.

United are the greatest club in the world.

That is all for tonight.

Make McTommy the new United Number 7!!



(Not Newcastle)

Against a side in even more disarray than them.

I love this "ABU" shit, like they're important enough to worry about just because they're three points behind the other Manc shite.



Told you to watch Villa.

And guess where we're playing at the weekend.