Manchester Utd

**cyrille** · 03-12-2023, 11:32 AM

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 11:35 AM

You've gone from football 365 to clickbait fancammers with a brief stop at the United-haters at the Guardian.

I really did overestimate you a while ago when I said you knew football, didn't I?

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Hardly a chance for Newcastle to scrape any points home, with 10 players unavailable.

Mental that you say this but haven't said a word about United's injuries. The press are just the same though cos United get judged differently abd United make news.

Newcastle don't.

We've got our entire first choice midfield absent and have been playing without 11 or 12 players almost every week this season.

**cyrille** · 03-12-2023, 11:45 AM

^^I thought he made some good points.

More than you have over the last three months.

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^I thought he made some good points.

I have no doubt that you did.

**malmomike77** · 03-12-2023, 02:00 PM

didn't catch the game yesterday or know the result til this morning but sure as eggs are egg.....

Originally Posted by hallelujah

haven't said a word about United's injuries

course you haven't

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We've got our entire first choice midfield absent and have been playing without 11 or 12 players almost every week this season.

you have had your first three choice strikers available .......

**Edmond** · 03-12-2023, 02:08 PM

Will Irish kid Evan score today to make it 7 PL goals?

The Donkey: 0

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

didn't catch the game yesterday or know the result til this morning but sure as eggs are egg.....

course you haven't

you have had your first three choice strikers available .......

Lucky us, eh?

We've had 3 players available.

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Will Irish kid Evan score today to make it 7 PL goals?

The Donkey: 0

I don't generally engage with your pathetic wind-up shite, but I've already made it clear elsewhere that I think you're an absolute wanker, so on this occasion I will.

There is not one person on earth who refers to the top scorer in the Champions League like that.

But you're a cock who didn't even know the names of our left backs at the start of the season, so its understandable.

And you're a supposed United fan.

**helge** · 03-12-2023, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Originally Posted by helge
Hardly a chance for Newcastle to scrape any points home, with 10 players unavailable.

Mental that you say this but haven't said a word about United's injuries. The press are just the same though cos United get judged differently abd United make news.

Newcastle don't.

We've got our entire first choice midfield absent and have been playing without 11 or 12 players almost every week this season.

Hal; you have been going on about the Man U injury list for months now.

I didn't trust you to mention Newcastle's

Was a joke

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by helge

Hal; you have been going on about the Man U injury list for months now.

I didn't trust you to mention Newcastle's

Was a joke

Yes, I have.

And you've finally mentioned it.

What a joke.

**helge** · 03-12-2023, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a joke.

So..how do you reckon your team played last night ?

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by helge

So..how do you reckon your team played last night ?

They played like a tired team on the back of a difficult trip to Istanbul, where they were brilliant, but in a season where non-stop injuries are clealy taking their toll.

Apologies in advance for being educated enough to rationalise the situation outside the media sensationalism and clickbait.

Nice talking to you though, helge. Despite our ups and downs, I like you.

**cyrille** · 03-12-2023, 03:32 PM

Watching on MOTD right now.

Piss weak from AWB for the goal.

Newcastle’s 7th consecutive home win against Man U, apparently.

So not just MBS vs The Plug Ugly brothers.

’They absolutely battered Man United’ -Alan Shearer.

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 03:41 PM

Well done for watching MOTD, Cy.

You were quiet last week when Garnacho scored, weren't you?

Clearly didn't watch the game in Istanbul either.

You're an ABU wanker only here to gloat when we lose and you feed off clickbait.

No reasoning, no understanding, no thoughts worth considering.

I really hope you come up so we can fucking hammer you next season.

**Edmond** · 03-12-2023, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There is not one person on earth who refers to the top scorer in the Champions League like that.

But The Donkey isn't the top scorer in the CL.

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 04:00 PM

I fucking hate Talkshite and their clickbait United shite, but this is worth a watch about his time with Fergie.

Proper player Ince was

He wasn't Keane though.

**harrybarracuda** · 03-12-2023, 04:33 PM

It was quite amusing watching the pundits last night, as they shredded the moaners performance.

The moaners are clueless about where they're supposed to play and the blame lies at the feet of Ray Shoesmith, who looks increasingly like someone dragged him off his allotment to coach the team, and sounds like someone who lives in a fucking dream world.

Completely clueless.

And to rub salt in Hal's wounds:

Thirteen Premier League games away to top-eight opposition have now come and gone since Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's United won at Tottenham over two years ago. They have not mustered a victory in any of them.

Plus apparently ALL of their points this season have come from teams in the bottom half of the table.

**Edmond** · 03-12-2023, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Plus apparently ALL of their points this season have come from teams in the bottom half of the table.

It's important to take points off your rivals, Harry.

**hallelujah** · 03-12-2023, 04:38 PM

Hey, harry, have a look at this.

{

The numbers- they do not lie.

MY MAN

MY MANAGER

MY MANCHESTER UNTED

**cyrille** · 03-12-2023, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Talkshite

:zing:

I did watch the game in Istanbul against, in your opinion, the weakest team in the group.

Clearly that is Man United, though. Weren't you planning to go?

The 'runs off the ball' stat is an interesting one from the Newcastle game.

Man U 98

Newcastle 182.

No wonder Bruno waves his arms around a lot.

Most of his teammates clearly don't give a

, especially that Wythenshawe layabout.

**harrybarracuda** · 03-12-2023, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

It's important to take points off your rivals, Harry.

Good point, I never thought of that.

**harrybarracuda** · 03-12-2023, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hey, harry, have a look at this.

{

The numbers- they do not lie.

MY MAN

MY MANAGER

MY MANCHESTER UNTED

I'm guessing this worthless statistic somehow brings you comfort.

**cyrille** · 03-12-2023, 06:47 PM

Ah but who'll forget about 15 years ago, eh?

Eh?

Oh...actually...

**hallelujah** · 04-12-2023, 04:13 PM

Rashford:

https://twitter.com/kick_in_grass/st...59526714675254

Go with Amrabat and Mainoo in the centre until Casemiro/Eriksen are back. Mount should be fit for this Wednesday so put him out on the right cos he will put a shift in and track back.

You can't keep playing Rashford when he's playing like this.

Onana

Wan Bissaka
Maguire
Varane (as much as Erik The Great likes a left-footed CB he's our best and has to play)
Shaw

Mainoo
Amrabat
Fernandes

Mount
Hojlund
Garnacho

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