Thread: Manchester Utd

Fucking ell, look who's found this thread again!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ole is at the fucking wheel.

That gormless Norwegian twat couldn't drive his finger up his own arse.

What kind of manager just sits there in the fucking stands looking like a complete clueless tool whilst Arteta gets the run of the technical area looking like some kind of Thunderbird mastermind.

What a shower of fuckin shit

Originally Posted by Dillinger

That gormless Norwegian twat couldn't drive his finger up his own arse.

What kind of manager just sits there in the fucking stands looking like a complete clueless tool whilst Arteta gets the run of the technical area looking like some kind of Thunderbird mastermind.

What a shower of fuckin shit

Oh look, another one who only comes alive when we get beat. Could you not find this thread for the last couple of weeks?

Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole!

Its United's worst ever start to a footballing season at home in over 40 years, there's no urgency or passion or character on display on the day they were supposed to be commemorating the 5 foot 6 giant of a legend which was Nobby Stiles and you are chanting oles.

You Northern fucking cockwomble

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Arteta gets the run of the technical area looking like some kind of Thunderbird mastermind.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its United's worst ever start to a footballing season at home in over 40 years, there's no urgency or passion or character on display on the day they were supposed to be commemorating the 5 foot 6 giant of a legend which was Nobby Stiles and you are chanting oles.

You Northern fucking cockwomble

PSG 1-2 United
United 5-0 Leipzig

Just a reminder because you obviously missed these games and I didn't see you posting on here either. Maybe you had problems with your Internet, but I'm happy to help.

You we wanna be togever twat.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

United 5-0 Leipzig

Played like the away team at home in that game and were massively flattered by the scoreline with Wow Rashford, your Manc Council flat lumpy free school dinner champion running past tired defenders



Where were you when United were getting bossed by Zaha and Crystal Palace and Mourinho's Six shooting Spurs?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Played like the away team at home in that game and were massively flattered by the scoreline with Wow Rashford, your Manc Council flat lumpy free school dinner champion running past tired defenders



Where were you when United were getting bossed by Zaha and Crystal Palace and Mourinho's Six shooting Spurs?

I was here when an obviously unfit squad was getting beat, yes. Just like I am today when we got beat by a decent side after a poor performance.

Were you here the other night?
Were you here after the PSG game?
Were you here after the Newcastle game?

We all know the answer to those questions, don't we?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Who gives a fuck? It's October.

Have you not learned your lesson after Ole made you look a cnut last season?

OLEgend

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's October.

Tommy Cannon is looking for a new sidekick, you fukkin clown

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ole made you look a cnut last season?

What did he win again?

Oh yeah, the Sweet FA Cup

Talking about comedians, tell us about Martial, you stupid twat. That was the joke that kept on giving with every post you made.

Yet another one who's made you look a cnut.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Tommy Cannon is looking for a new sidekick, you fukkin clown

So's Sid Little!


Sorry... this is nothing to do with me.

Originally Posted by Mendip

So's Sid Little!


Sorry... this is nothing to do with me.

I think Dil should stick to commenting on your pea threads.

Mind you, we dont see too much of him these days. He only pops in to throw his toys out of the pram when we get beat, the big fucking girl.

Who?

Oh that lazy upstart Tony.

What did he win again?

The Fallon d'floor?

I think you need a lie down.

Originally Posted by Mendip

So's Sid Little!

Were those Chuckle brothers from Manchester?

You to me to Hal

Oh dear, news just in...

Wales manager Ryan Giggs has denied an allegation of assault made against him.


The Wales manager has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend, several newspapers have reported.


His representatives said he denies all allegations of assault made against him and is cooperating with the police.


Greater Manchester Police said a man, 46, had been arrested on suspicion of section 47 assault and section 39 common assault and bailed pending further inquiries.


The Football Association of Wales (FAW) has cancelled a press conference planned for Tuesday where Giggs was due to announce his squad for upcoming international games.


It said it was "aware of an alleged incident involving the men's national team manager Ryan Giggs".


A statement released on behalf of Giggs said: "He is cooperating with the police and will continue to assist them with their ongoing investigation."


Greater Manchester Police said it was called to reports of a disturbance at an address in Worsley, Salford, just after 22:00 GMT on Sunday.


It said a woman in her 30s "sustained minor injuries but did not require any treatment".

^^I did not post that pic

Infact never seen it before

Originally Posted by helge

^^I did not post that pic

Infact never seen it before

It's a forum glitch, i posted it in the Man City thread last night


What does Ryan Giggs tell his wife with two black eyes?



Nothing, he's already told her twice

Wot no super injunction this time