Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You were a bit early with that one.

You were early with Good Friday, so I'll call that a draw

(did you believe it..a little bit.......please )

Originally Posted by helge

You were early with Good Friday, so I'll call that a draw

(did you believe it..a little bit.......please )

No.

Although I did actually click on the made up link you had created to see where it would take me.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I was just thinking, Switch, mate.

Unless you manage to actually win a couple of games of football between now and April 24th - highly unlikely given how utterly shit you are - THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG could well be the man to send you back where you belong.

That will be nice for you, won't it?

The difference is that I recognize and accept we are crap. No excuses.

Is it true Frank Spencer is going to Liverpool because Man Utd already have a feeble idiot in charge?

So much for the Love Affair with Man U

Real fan, eh ?

Originally Posted by Switch

TBF there is at least a hint of realism in his post.

Ofcourse

Too bad

I kind of liked his love bordering insanety, for the ...Club

Hopefully he'll return and accuse some Arsenal players of pedophilia

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fishing's where it's at.

That's the spirit mate!

Get your tackle out and see what bites


BTW I do have remorse for sending you that pissed up video clip last night, I was totally out of order.

In my defence, It did seem like a good idea at the time though.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Martinez out for a month after injuring himself in training.

He was only back for 10 minutes on Saturday.

Lindelof out too for a month.

Varane out as well after going off on Saturday.

Evans still injured as of last weekend.

Harry Maguire the only senior fit centre half available.

The GREAT TEN HAG is cursed.

Perhaps he doesn't understand the meaning of "overtraining".

Obviously in his desperation to keep his job he's trying too hard.

Signing some players under 30 who haven't spent most of the previous season on a treatment table might be an idea.

Btw...he's listed all of FOUR injured players there.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Martinez out for a month after injuring himself in training.

He was only back for 10 minutes on Saturday.

Lindelof out too for a month.

Varane out as well after going off on Saturday.

Evans still injured as of last weekend.

Harry Maguire the only senior fit centre half available.

The GREAT TEN HAG has lost the dressing room..

It happens

Chelsea- Manchester U tonight

Hal ?

Originally Posted by Switch

TBF there is at least a hint of realism in his post.
We both realise that there is little left to play for this season. Both our clubs will face very different problems next season.

Your club is .........?

Originally Posted by helge

Chelsea- Manchester U tonight

Hal ?

Can't speak for Hal, but odds of 5-2, against that even worse run Cockney outfit, had to lumped on with a wad the size of Pragmatic's cleaner's daily pay

UNITED!!!!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Can't speak for Hal, but odds of 5-2, against that even worse run Cockney outfit

Courageous

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

a wad the size of Pragmatic's cleaner's daily pay

Oh

Puss riddled Danish kunts

Sounds ugly

How's your bet doing ?

^Ooh a gift

YessssssssssssssszzzzzzzZzsssß

FFS.....

I reckon I just cursed myself

Oh my word

Who the fuck is Wrinkly ball bag?

On on on

Fuck that hurts

Cole Palmer you fvcking legend!!

What a fantastic end in Fergie time

Originally Posted by Edmond

hence why after 29 PL games they have a Goal Difference of plus...., oh, they don't have a plus goal difference. :/

30 games and a minus GD.

Arsenal: +48
Liverpool: +42
Man City: +38

United: -1

9 points off 5th.

Out of Europe at the first hurdle.


Useless sack of hal.

And the 'why' in your quote is redundant.