Thread: Manchester Utd

Don't forget the travel thread

Originally Posted by Edmond

Go On Anna.

United got their keeper.

+ Rasho signs a 5 year deal.

Now in talks for Hojlund and possibly getting Amrabat from Fiorentina.

Signing players we actually need instead of those that will sell shirts. Weird, eh?

Keep an eye on Kobbie Mainoo. 18 years old and added to the first team squad for this season. Not being loaned out.

You may recall me saying something similar this time last year about Garnacho.

Hal kn...

Charlie Savage, Robbie's son, has signed for Reading.

He was obviously rated by Ten Hag, but he apparently wanted first team football and was told he wouldn't be getting it.

Sell on clause and first option to match any bids in the future inserted into the deal though.

Anyway...



I'm quite looking forward to tonight and seeing Mainoo again; I'm hoping it will be a good workout for the kids and the seniors who play.

Roll on the proper stuff in 3 weeks time!

Would be a nice poster, if it wasn't for the ugly faces

Looks like we played our new players and made two poor mistakes, but you had the advantage of not having any.

Gabriel appears to have started where he left off.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Charlie Savage, Robbie's son, has signed for Reading.

Is he world class too?

So United beat Arsenal 2 nil.

They then have a penalty shootout, and United beat them in that too.

Originally Posted by Edmond

So United beat Arsenal 2 nil.

They then have a penalty shootout, and United beat them in that too.

To be fair to the soft southern wankers, Arsenal did manage more crying, moaning to the referee and rolling around on the floor than we did, so it wasn't a totally unsuccessful night for them.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Gabriel appears to have started where he left off.

Is it too late to ask for your money back for Havertz?

On the plus side, he only looks to be as awful as he was for Chelsea up front, so at least you've been sold the dud everybody knew he was.

To be honest I've hardly seen him play so I will reserve judgement.

Suffice to say he's a first pick on the Germany team sheet, so I'm not too worried.

He's just got to unlearn everything the hapless Chelski taught him.

Added:

Fuck.

During his formative years, his style of play drew early comparisons to compatriot Mesut Özil

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

To be honest I've hardly seen him play so I will reserve judgement.

Don't you declare Pele to be the greatest player in history?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Don't you declare Pele to be the greatest player in history?

Yes, because of his achievements in Football when it wasn't played by diving namby pambys and a foul was a tackle above the neck.

Also I don't watch much by way of Chelski, Germany or Bundesliga games. Have you watched a lot then?

This is what Kobbie Mainoo looks like from the front.



Something the Arsenal midfielders didn't see very much of last night.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

To be honest I've hardly seen him play so I will reserve judgement.

Suffice to say he's a first pick on the Germany team sheet, so I'm not too worried.

He's just got to unlearn everything the hapless Chelski taught him.

I saw him up close when we whupped Chelsea 4-1 towards the end of the season and he is excellent on the ball.

File alongside that other hapless German lad Chelsea had when it comes to putting the ball in the onion bag though.

It's official.




Made from 100% recycled materials.


Presumably from outside the fokin' Liquorice Allsorts factory. :/


Fred the Red being replaced with Bertie?

I was designing better kits at age 6 ffs.

That fucking yellow zebra ain't looking so bad now, is it?

It isn't.

I think your designer calls it "Travelodge Shower Curtain Chic".

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The world's gone mad with these Saudi bids for players, if this carrys on United will be getting 10 million for the likes of Harry Maguire

A United youth 11 (and Jonny Evans) v Wrexham (!!!) in San Diego at 3.30am UK time followed by United v Real Madrid in Houston at 1.30am the following night.

Might get up for the Wrexham game to see us in our new kit.