Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Joe 90

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How did you get on at the weekend?



Cheating plastic cnuts.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Sounds like United's goalkeepers were busy.

Slagging off their defenders for cock ups.

You're familiar with Peter Schmeichel, yeah?

TEN HAG: "We don't play Friendlies" we take all games important
FT: Man United 1_3 Wrexham
FT: Man United 0_2 Madrid
FT: Man United 2_3 Dortmund
What a pre season treble!!
A hatric of failures

Someone's getting even more desperate than usual and it's only pre season.



You wanna worry more about being able to put a team out after all the rats have deserted the sinking ship and fucked off to Saudi.

Fook off!

Don't worry, I'm sure Abu Dhabi will stump up a - not at all dodgy - ten billion pounds a week kit deal in the coming days to make everything ok.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Biggest kit deal in Premier League history for the greatest club in the world.

Man United land the biggest kit deal in Premier League HISTORY as Red Devils announce new PS900MILLION, 10-year adidas contract

The Glaziers must be rubbing their greasy hands!!
More shirt sales and money in their pockets!
The price of Merchandise Ushited just went up to 10 Billion

Harry Maguire's Man Utd humiliation complete after Erik ten Hag's final move on US tour - Mirror Online

...supposedly because he didn't make Maguire captain for one game after...'stripping him' of the captaincy.

Interview with The Great Ten Hag, manager of the national obsession and the greatest club in the world, Manchester United.

Erik ten Hag: ‘When I came in at United, the standards were not right’ | Erik ten Hag | The Guardian

Originally Posted by cyrille

...supposedly because he didn't make Maguire captain for one game after...'stripping him' of the captaincy.

There was some nonsensical copy and posting going on yesterday chez Chitty. Those Aldi rotgut stocks must have taken a bit of a battering.

Just how long every day must he spend thinking about and posting about the mighty Manchester United though?

Tiz terribly sad. To be sure. To be sure.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There was some nonsensical copy and posting going on yesterday chez Chitty.

He even ‘helped’ spamdreth out with his rounders spam.

A double spammy.

There ain't no subject on earth that our Chitty ain't an expert on.

He doesn't seems to be strong on London transport

Stuff on Twatter last night, which admittedly is perhaps only behind Football 365 in its fuckwittery, saying that the Glazers have "paused" the sale as they're now looking for closer to 8 billion quid and are unhappy with the 6 billion offers.

The pillaging bastards.

Its all channels mate.
all the reliable sources like the Mirror and express (snigger).

I'll just leave this here

You know it's all reaching the endgame, eh.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'll just leave this here

Tell me one single penny the Glazers have ever spent on a player, Chits. One single penny. Go on, show me.

Anyway, off to the theatre today to see the greatest club in the world. The game will be shit, but it will be a chance to see some of the team before another 11 get sent to Dublin tomorrow for another game against Bilbao.

Important pre season info!

Wetherspoons in town has increased the price of a pint of Guinness to 4 pounds 21. That's 21p it has gone up since May and 14p since June!



However, <Chitty on > if you pocket enough of the free brown sauce sachets that they leave out, you can make it back!



#smallvictories #winning < Chitty off >

Did you get a pint with brekkie?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Did you get a pint with brekkie?

Had some toast at home so it's just pints now until after the game.

Plenty in here doing brekky and a pint though. You can't fault Spoons!

Just wait until the interweb erupts with Mount's sitter that he missed from 6 yards out.

Apart from Barcelona and Real Madrid, the pressure and scrutiny at Manchester United is like nowhere else and has been the undoing of many a player more talented than Mount.


You ain't at Chelsea anymore mate. This is Manchester United. Get ready for being scrutinised like never before.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

scrutiny at Manchester United

How did the leaky roof fare today