Manchester Utd

**cyrille** · 06-08-2023, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This is Manchester United. Get ready for being scrutinised like never before.

But staying and carrying on being shyte indefinitely.

**harrybarracuda** · 06-08-2023, 12:44 PM

Manchester United have completed the £72m signing of Atalanta forward Rasmus Hojlund.
The 20-year-old - who will miss the start of the campaign as he continues his recovery from an injury sustained in pre-season - has signed a five-year deal at Old Trafford, with the option of a further 12 months.

Rasmus Hojlund: Manchester United complete PS72m deal with Atalanta for Denmark forward | Football News | Sky Sports

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

But staying and carrying on being shyte indefinitely.

That makes no sense at all.

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 04:25 PM

It was shit weather yesterday (14 celsius in August), but it was a decent day out in the end.

Piccadilly Gardens is depressing at the best of times, but when the weather is wet and grey it takes it to a whole new level.

Good seats for 25 quid each and Lens had brought about 1,000 fans over. Maybe a bit less, but they never stopped singing all game. Good on em.

Lots of kids in the crowd with their dads etc.

And we finished the night with a few pints in the village!

Oh yeah, we won 3-1 too.

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Manchester United have completed the £72m signing of Atalanta forward Rasmus Hojlund.
The 20-year-old - who will miss the start of the campaign as he continues his recovery from an injury sustained in pre-season - has signed a five-year deal at Old Trafford, with the option of a further 12 months.

Rasmus Hojlund: Manchester United complete PS72m deal with Atalanta for Denmark forward | Football News | Sky Sports

I'm liking the look of this fella. United fan as a kid and told PSG to do one cos he only wanted to sign for the mighty Manchester United (he refused to even discuss personal terms with them).

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 04:57 PM

You'd be pretty pissed off if you've paid good money to see United against Bilbao in Dublin today.

Sold out ages ago and you're gonna be watching Brandon Williams and Tom Heaton.

Not good that.

**Joe 90** · 06-08-2023, 05:53 PM

Plenty empty seats at OT there or was it half time

How's the ring piece today? A interesting place for people watching is that cANAL Street

You've got a proper match on today.

The mighty treble winners against the bottlers

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Plenty empty seats at OT there or was it half time

City fan talking about empty seats!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

The mighty treble winners against the bottlers

You spelled corrupt plastic cheats wrong.

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 09:02 PM

TEAM NEWS | UNITED STARTING XI

United XI vs Bilbao: Heaton; Wan-Bissaka, Maguire, Lindelof, Fernandez; Eriksen, Gore, Van de Beek; Pellistri, Sancho, Forson.

Substitutes: Kovar, Wooster, Evans, Jurado, Collyer, Hannibal, Emeran, Hugill.

Still no Martial. He hasn't played a single minute of football since he picked up a hamstring injury in May. I think calling him a squad player is perhaps even a touch too optimistic.

**Joe 90** · 06-08-2023, 09:27 PM

Maguire in defence and Forskin up front

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 09:50 PM

Bloody hell, Ander Herrera on the bench!

Not a bad line up that Bilbao one.

Oh, and helge, Rasmus Hojlund on MUTV and he said the pronunciation is HOYlund.

You told me it was HIGHlund. Are you sure you're a Dane?

**Joe 90** · 06-08-2023, 10:00 PM

I bet your watching the other game

**helge** · 06-08-2023, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Oh, and helge, Rasmus Hojlund on MUTV and he said the pronunciation is HOYlund.

You told me it was HIGHlund. Are you sure you're a Dane?

I told you that it was pronounced like 'hoy', the thai word for snail, but also realised, that it might be too complicated for your limited brit brain capacity, and settled for 'high'.

Would work, if he'll ever snob downwards, and talk to you.

"Hi'lund, how are you doing ?"

Try it

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**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by helge

I told you that it was pronounced like 'hoy', the thai word for snail, but also realised, that it might be too complicated for your limited brit brain capacity, and settled for 'high'.

Would work, if he'll ever snob downwards, and talk to you.

"Hi'lund, how are you doing ?"

Try it

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You said "High" first and only later said it was the Thai word for snail.

But anyway, now we're friends again, let's not argue.

And in other news, it's currently United reserves 0-1 Bilbao.

In a surprising turn of events, it was a Harry Maguire mistake which led to the goal...

**hallelujah** · 06-08-2023, 11:55 PM

And Maguire redeems himself by setting up an equaliser for Pellistri in Fergie time!

A good challenge that was again today and 90 crucial minutes in the tank for the fringe players.

**Joe 90** · 07-08-2023, 12:00 AM

If your quick and change channels you can catch the last minutes of a proper match

**helge** · 07-08-2023, 12:03 AM

1-1

**hallelujah** · 07-08-2023, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

If your quick and change channels you can catch the last minutes of a proper match

Just in time to see that glorious deflection.

**harrybarracuda** · 07-08-2023, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Just in time to see that glorious deflection.

And that crushing penalty defeat.

**harrybarracuda** · 07-08-2023, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Just in time to see that glorious deflection.

Actually the goal is still Trossard's. I suspect it was on target but took two deflections, one away from goal and one back on target.

**hallelujah** · 07-08-2023, 12:22 AM

I don't care who scored it, but it was still lovely. One of the best deflections ever!

**harrybarracuda** · 07-08-2023, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I don't care who scored it, but it was still lovely. One of the best deflections ever!

Oh I quite agree. A thing of beauty.

Why didn't Haaland play?

**hallelujah** · 10-08-2023, 10:31 PM

The rumours seem to suggest that Greenwood will be given a route back into the team in the imminent announcement.

I imagine the suits are hard at working out a dead cat strategy if this proves to be the case.

It will have to be some fucking dead cat.

Of course, this will hsve the legions of ABUs and United-obsessives frothing at the mouth even more than usual, so I can look forward to that at least.

**malmomike77** · 11-08-2023, 12:04 AM

Which bit of that bollocks did you edit.

**helge** · 11-08-2023, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

United-obsessives frothing at the mouth

Now that Ronaldo has left, I guess there is room for another 'alleged rapist' in your squad.

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