Thread: The Premier League 2017/2018

^^ The the BBC reported that Emery was a done deal before you posted your exclusive.

Sheesh...how many more times?

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^ The the BBC reported that Emery was a done deal before you posted your exclusive.

Sheesh...how many more times?

Er.....

Unai Emery set to be appointed new Arsenal manager replacing Arsene Wenger

By David Ornstein

Do you understand the concept of "done deal"?

Old bloke in Saudi Arabia...last at an Arsenal game when David O'Leary was centre half...reads on internet who the new manager will be...reports it here as an exclusive...makes a chump of himself...

Did I leave anything out?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Old bloke in Saudi Arabia

You or 'arry?

You'll have to read back a few posts.

Shall I add another custard pie gif to help you along?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Old bloke in Saudi Arabia...last at an Arsenal game when David O'Leary was centre half...reads on internet who the new manager will be...reports it here as an exclusive...makes a chump of himself...

Did I leave anything out?

Yes. You can't read and you don't know who I heard it from.



P.S. I'm not in Saudi Arabia....

Ah right.

You win then, obviously.

Fuck me, what an obstinate, insecure tart you are.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You'll have to read back a few posts.

Well 'arry isn't there... and you're old and have spent the last 10 years there....

Originally Posted by cyrille

Ah right.

You win then, obviously.

Fuck me, what an obstinate, insecure tart you are.

And I'm sorry you are an intellectual pygmy who jumps to conclusions.

What conclusions did I jump to?

Originally Posted by Luigi

have spent the last 10 years there....

nope.

As I've mentioned before, you don't read attentively.

Pictures work better for you.

We all have our skill set.

Here you go...

Can someone start a Premier League 2018/19 thread please

Originally Posted by cyrille

What conclusions did I jump to?

That I live in Saudia Arabia for a start. I mean you might call me some things, but do I come across as that mad?

It's a retirement league, let's face it.

I mean come off it:

The MLS - when you're too crap even for Everton.



https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...ible-transfer/

A typically erudite piece from Amy Lawrence. It seems there may be a few players in for a shock.

Well, that took a very sudden left turn. In keeping with the Arsenal tradition of appointing unexpected managers, it seems the board have lurched from favouring a 36-year-old former player who had never managed a game to a totally new face in the frame which provoked a stunned Ian Wright to query: “Where’s Unai Emery come from?” As a reaction it is not quite in the realms of Arsène Who? but it captures the mood of curious bewilderment.


A quick flick through the club’s history books demonstrates that unexpected does not always mean bad. In the 1930s George Allison moved from the boardroom to the dugout and won the league.


Bertie Mee had been the club’s physiotherapist and engineered the double win in 1971. George Graham came from Millwall in English football’s second tier and collected a cluster of trophies between 1987 and 1994. Arsène Wenger famously arrived from Nagoya Grampus 8 in Japan and, according to the sceptical players, looked more like a geography teacher than a football manager.

The surprise here is that all the signs were that Arsenal were looking elsewhere. Emery’s background is hardly so arcane to make this truly shocking. He brings his own brand of clout and experience. Repeated third placed finishes at Valencia, making his teams the best of the rest behind Barcelona and Real Madrid, were eye-catching.


A hat-trick of Europa League victories with Sevilla enhanced his status enough for Paris Saint-Germain to give him that chance to try to take the team towards their holy Champions League grail. It didn’t quite work out on that front but the current scene at Arsenal, and what is needed, has more of a nod towards the calibre of work Emery did in Spain.


In the post-Wenger world the next appointment was always going to feel pivotal. Loaded. For the triumvirate put together by the chief executive, Ivan Gazidis, to make the key footballing decisions, this process has been a test for a new team behind the team. Gazidis has been working with Raúl Sanllehí (head of football relations) and Sven Mislintat (head of recruitment) for only a few months and they have knocked their heads together and come up with Emery.


He is another football obsessive, a man who references “emotion” and “responsibility” when he thinks about his role – only this one has a different character to his predecessor.


Arsenal’s players will return to London Colney for the new season to find an environment with cranked-up demands and expectations.


Emery’s nature is to be meticulous, tactically smart, with a disciplinarian streak. He is minded to push his players. After a long time listening to the same manager, Arsenal’s squad will soon learn that there is no room for any complacency, for allowing themselves to go through any motions.


They can also expect to be drilled into a more intense and resilient style. The force of an attitude shock, exactly what they need, will be felt. “Either we all work or let’s just burst the ball,” he says. That philosophy is a bit more George Graham than Arsène Wenger but given the requirement to shake up the comfort zone, to instil some defensive organisation, at this moment in time it’s no bad thing.

Having been around several blocks (Arsenal would represent a seventh job in a fourth different country) Emery offers that weight of experience Mikel Arteta didn’t have. But his career has not pointed to long-term spells, with four seasons at Valencia his longest run in any one club, so that’s another change of pace Arsenal will have to get used to.


It is all about building new relationships now, as quickly as possible. As well as getting to know his new players, Emery also has to develop some mutual trust with Gazidis, Sanllehí and Mislintat. There is adjustment to be done on the squad, even with the relatively limited funds available for a club hoping to compete with other teams vying for a Champions League finish. The process of deciding who to target, and who is expendable, is on the agenda during this shortened World Cup summer window.

Best get to work, rather than bursting the ball.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

It seems there may be a few players in for a shock.

Well he favours the pressing game, doesn't he, so ozil immediately springs to mind...

^ I suppose them being consigned to the ranks of Runner Up in the 2015 Wembley final escaped your memory then.

Either that or you seem to think Flares are still in fashion around Villa Park.

Predictions for tonight?

3-1 to the greasers.

3-2 to Real.
Ronaldo to win and convert a penalty, and of course take off his shirt and get booked for the celebration.

Originally Posted by cyrille

take off his shirt

Hopefully with a T-Shirt underneath that has a picture of Gary Neville laughing.

Bladdy 'ell. Arsenal's new home kit has got to be the worst PL kit in living memory.




That's just mind-staggeringly awful.

Real Madrid 5-2

Ronny hat trick

Originally Posted by Luigi

Bladdy 'ell. Arsenal's new home kit has got to be the worst PL kit in living memory.




That's just mind-staggeringly awful.

If you think that's bad, wait till you see the other kit.

Suffice to say there will be a big dip in sales this year. Silly fuckers never ask what the fans want.

The "pink" bit is actually red pinstripes, but it just looks like it came out of the wash bad.