Manchester City Thread

[hallelujah]

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What will their excuses be tomorrow? Shopping in town? Taking the kids to the pictures? Bath night?

[malmomike77]

Indeed, we have billions in the bank.
Most tickets are pretty reasonably priced apart from the Premier League but it's all the extras and add ons.

You don't have to go to teh Thai Mai massage parlour

[cyrille]

What will their excuses be tomorrow? Shopping in town? Taking the kids to the pictures? Bath night?

'Gotta wash my hair'

'Bins are emptied tomorrow'

'Love Island is on'



Kevin Parker has the sort of name that just might never be forgotten.

[Joe 90]

Haters gonna hate!

Manure Utd, the new noisy neighbour's

[cyrille]

Supporters Club Supremo - got too much on to go.

Ighlights 'll be on youtube tomorrah anywaaay.

[Edmond]

Photos of Joe 90 wearing a Man City kit in the 70s, 80, 90s and 00s are suspiciously absent....

20+ years since their last title. Trophy-less manager at risk of the sack.

1999

He's adorable.





#fooling.no.one

[Joe 90]

Ffs, Curly Watts a classic Manure chant from the 90's at Maine road..

[Edmond]

Supporters Club Supremo

That's not Curly out of Coronation Street is it.

[hallelujah]

20+ years since their last title. Trophy-less manager at risk of the sack.







He's adorable.





#fooling.no.one

That kit brings back nightmares.

87/88 innit?

What terrible times to be a red although the last few years haven't exactly been a bed of roses.

[cyrille]

Yeah, it must be fucking awful.

Good job you're so loyal.

Must be decades since you missed a game, eh?

[Edmond]

87/88 innit

That would have been Xmas day, I suspect in 1989, but possibly 1988.

Think kits generally lasted 2 seasons back then, so could be the kit from 87-89.

That kit brings back nightmares.

My bedroom beer collection as an 11 year old.





Ferrari, Man Utd, Nirvana, vats of beer and a disco ball. What else does one need?


If you need an interior decorator for yer Mancave Chits.

[harrybarracuda]

Yup - taking Arab coin...unforgiveable.

Shame you lucked out really.

A billionaire chinky owner and your major sponsor is Ideal Boilers....

[Joe 90]

If you need an interior decorator for yer Mancave Chits.

I'll take the shiny disco ball and beer, you can shove that rag where the sun doesn't shine.

A billionaire chinky owner and your major sponsor is Ideal Boilers

[malmomike77]

Ferrari, Man Utd, Nirvana, vats of beer and a disco ball. What else does one need?

Not money obviously ya thieving fooker i bet there was a stack of wheels in the corner out of shot

[hallelujah]

Yeah, it must be fucking awful.

Good job you're so loyal.

Must be decades since you missed a game, eh?

Wanna put your games against mine?

I'll go over 1000 from 1983 to the present day (the last 15 years much less obviously)

Like I say, your games against mine.

[hallelujah]

That would have been Xmas day, I suspect in 1989, but possibly 1988.

Think kits generally lasted 2 seasons back then, so could be the kit from 87-89.






My bedroom beer collection as an 11 year old.





Ferrari, Man Utd, Nirvana, vats of beer and a disco ball. What else does one need?


If you need an interior decorator for yer Mancave Chits.

I'm preety sure that's the late 80s one, Lu, anyway. We had one in 83, when we won the FA Cup, which looked similar too. Likewise in 90.

Kudos, fella. I think me and you are a similar age.

[Joe 90]

Not money obviously ya thieving fooker i bet there was a stack of wheels in the corner out of shot

His other sideline was flogging E's at the weekend when he wasn't tarmacking drives.

[Joe 90]

Wanna put your games against mine?

I'll go over 1000 from 1983 to the present day (the last 15 years much less obviously)

Like I say, your games against mine.

I bet you Ciz hasn't watched a 1000 Baggie games in his armchair

[helge]

when he wasn't tarmacking drives.

Prejudice is a beautiful thing

[Joe 90]

Here you fookers go, the 1999 play off finals at the old Wembley stadium...

My mate kopped of with lass, however she was a bit deflated and got a good pumping later..


Guess who is the Chitmiester?


Tickets were going for hundreds from the touts.

Pic quality is a bit naff, the money shot...


Ears were ringing all the way back up the motorway.

[malmomike77]

Pic quality is a bit naff, the money shot...

Pic quality is OK but i'd check you don't have dementia coz you seem incapable of remembering how to blow the fukers up

[Joe 90]

Prejudice is a beautiful thing

I'm not prejudiced, I love everyone equally.

[Joe 90]

Pic quality is OK but i'd check you don't have dementia coz you seem incapable of remembering how to blow the fukers up

That'll be the gut rot brandy and the fact that I'm on my phone.

[malmomike77]

Av it

[Joe 90]

Onit like a fooking car bonnet you slagggggs!!!

Let's av it!!!!