Thread: English Premier League 2013/2014

Arsenal gotta do something, 'arry. What's the plan for next season, bring Bentner back?

I doubt it, but every time I call Wenger to find out his phone is switched off. Maybe you should give him a call.

It's London 123-456-7890

That French poof doesn't live in London, you faggots are all out in the Shires...

Originally Posted by cyrille

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Sunderland are going to be an interesting team next season.

Umm...any particular reason why?

Now the team have all learned to speak the same language (presumably Spanish) they have started getting results.

TFFT , Liverpool bottling it.

Would of been a national disaster had they held their nerve and won it.

26 years of grief was on the line , so good on you citeh, lesser of two evils.

Originally Posted by Dandyhole

TFFT , Liverpool bottling it.

TFFT indeed, with the Hillsborough bollox and if they had managed to get the league in the same year we would be driven mad by accolades.
2 man team, nothing more.

Stuuridge, Gerrard, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling. Agger, Johnson and ... er wassisname.........

Not exactly a 2 man team is it. Even Skirtel scored a few in the right end.

I am a neutral by the way.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Not exactly a 2 man team is it. Even Skirtel scored a few in the right end.

I put Skirtel in my Fantasy Football for the last match figuring they would get a clean sheet, and it would have been but ... Skirtel.

^ Pocchetino wouldn't turn it down if offered.
Only grief at the saints next year

Grief..? We're a premier league team that's capable of winning against the best. Lallana will be a great loss, but it won't mean the end of the teams form, and certainly not of the clubs future. As well as having sound tactics Pochettino seems a shrewd man with a long term plan for the development, not only of the team, but the enhancement of his own future career. I think he will stay... I hope he does, we could always take Sherwood instead I guess.

^ or Moyes

Originally Posted by Neo

Grief..? We're a premier league team that's capable of winning against the best.

Saints are gonna be dismantled.

Spurs represent a real shot at the champions league, much larger budget, nice fat contract.

Do you really think getting sacked from such jobs, with the nice fat payout that comes with it, is a disaster?

It's not at all - it's all part of the game.

Southampton will only ever be a stepping stone.

Poch will be off like a rat up a drainpipe.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Spurs represent a real shot at the champions league, much larger budget, nice fat contract.

I like people that bring a bit of humour to the forum.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Spurs represent a real shot at the champions league

i wouldn't bet on it, Man U will be back up there next season without the burden of Spurs Thursday night games.

Originally Posted by Neo

Lallana will be a great loss, but it won't mean the end of the teams form

wouldn't bet on that either

scratch that nine year itch!

ps, sanogo makes cygan look quality

At Wembley, I saw a lot of Arsenal fans with flares.

Nice to see them wearing the same clothes they wore when they last won a trophy!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

At Wembley, I saw a lot of Arsenal fans with flares.

Nice to see them wearing the same clothes they wore when they last won a trophy!

Recycling last weeks jokes eh?

Bit late mate. Try and be original.

That's not olden. Its golden


I was clearing out my late German Grandfather's closet and decided to give all his old clothes to the local charity shop.

I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it when a horrified expression formed on her face.

"How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop" she exclaimed angrily. "This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation."

Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag.

"I'm truly sorry" I said. "I had no idea he was an Arsenal fan."
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The Krankies will never die in your eyes, will they?

Fan-dabi-dozi:

Arsenal's owners the Kroenkes are football's answer to the Krankies | Mail Online

^ red sent for being a Daily Mail reader.

^^ two reds sent for that monstrosity...

Be interesting to see how clubs like Hull are affected by the mickey mouse Euro comp. They will have to buy a map and a Euro Rail timetable for starters.

Tony Adams drank all the Brasso they bought for the kast trophy Arsenal won.