Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

thick as shit like SA

Projection.

Is this you in your 'bog role' again?

Care to share a picture of anything you do? that would be a stretch, all you seem to be able to afford is the internet and a dicktionary.

So who did a monkey moambe on here?

Invitation to Jiangsu Province Lady's gaff again after a 3 month hiatus.



She backed her Tesla Y out of the garage so I could take her BMW X1 M Sport for a spin.



She has moved back to her old gaff from the waterfront but the piano had come with her.



I had been listening to Elton John in my car on the way over so I did my best impression with my limited repertoire.



Roast potatoes with pork and cabbage were the main course. It felt more authentically Chinese than what I notrmally get from the takeaway.



Mysterious green savoury buns were one of the sides



Desert was a selection including Chinese Kitkats that turned out to be coated in green tea flavoured chocolate.



Last time I visited she followed me into the bathroom and sat on the toilet to watch me shower before we went to bed which I found a rather curious experience.

But it got stranger this time. Before we retired she followed me into the toilet, ostensibly to show me where the light switches were, but then stayed to watch me urinate. As I was waiting for flow to commence (as one does at my age) she wandered closer like a curious David Attenborough and slowly reached out and grasped my old fella. Once I was done she gave him a firm shake and then got a sheet of toilet paper to dab the bell-end attentively.

All the while I assumed a nonchalant manner, as if this happens all the time. I certainly never got service like that from the Bangkok nightclub men's toilet shoulder-massage flunkies.

Perhaps she yearns for the person she used to be.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I think the Chinese are/ have negotiated one of their skanky deals whereby in return for resources they will open up Eastern DRC with a road and railway paving a way into these vast virgin jungles.

Do you mean the Lobito Corridor? That's the Eyetalians investment. (among others)

I've only been home a few hours but cooking already!

Real wine...



With real food... I need a health boost!

don't leave us guessing

Originally Posted by Mendip

Real wine...

Quality drop


Signorina Sulawesi dropped in with a pot of super-charged red hot spicy noodles with boiled egg for protein brought all the way from her own kitchen.



And a selection of anti-oxidant laden fresh fruits



She only wanted a half serve which meant I had more for supper with Holland - Sweden



We watched the replay of Straya's heroic failure against a good looking USA.



Strange how FIFA puts teams in away shirts when its not necessary and don't bother when it would actually be useful

Top lass brought Krispy Kreme for pudding to ladle the carbs on double thick

You certainly do get around huh Loops, good for you!

Another Fajita....Saturday

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

Another Fajita....Saturday

Looks like it could do with a bit of jollying up.

The suggestion box is always open for you Cybs

Nice Thai touch with the bogroll

The Corona is a bit much.

^ That phoney daygo piss is brewed by Budweiser in the UK now...The Mexican brewed Modelo is on special offer at Tesco at the mo. Will just need a pair of maracas then

^I feel like a dog outside a butcher's window salivating at that marbled magnificence

Everyone had theirs done medium rare , I had mine well done naturally.
Served with potato salad, coleslaw, salad and humous.

The steaks were that big I could only cook one at a time on our bbq.
Had some crispy belly pork for starters marinated in a Cayenne pepper and olive oil rub.

Here's a few pics to wet your whistle..

Local produce..





The main course



Cooked to perfection 10/10





Expensive meal but still cheaper than eating out on Father's Day.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ That phoney daygo piss is brewed by Budweiser in the UK now...The Mexican brewed Modelo is on special offer at Tesco at the mo. Will just need a pair of maracas then

You would be right normally and in that instance I never bought it. However, this one is brewed in Belgium and doesn't have an glucose syrup either!

Very very nice Joe

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Expensive meal but still cheaper than eating out on Father's Day.

Money wasted when you cook it to shoe leather.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Money wasted when you cook it to shoe leather.

Absolute bollicks and all down to personal preference, I ain't no steak Nazi but plenty are.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Everyone had theirs done medium rare , I had mine well done naturally.
Served with potato salad, coleslaw, salad and humous.

The steaks were that big I could only cook one at a time on our bbq.
Had some crispy belly pork for starters marinated in a Cayenne pepper and olive oil rub.

Here's a few pics to wet your whistle..

Local produce..

The main course

Cooked to perfection 10/10





Expensive meal but still cheaper than eating out on Father's Day.

Excellent looking rib eyes, although for a rib eye I usually prefer it slightly more medium than rare just so you can render that fat a little more.

but each to his own.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

slightly more medium than rare just so you can render that fat a little more.

Look at it again. What you are seeing in the middle is fat and gristle. Look at the edges, and you can see how well done it is.