Projection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonecollector
Is this you in your 'bog role' again?
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Projection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonecollector
Is this you in your 'bog role' again?
Care to share a picture of anything you do? that would be a stretch, all you seem to be able to afford is the internet and a dicktionary.
So who did a monkey moambe on here?
Invitation to Jiangsu Province Lady's gaff again after a 3 month hiatus.
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She backed her Tesla Y out of the garage so I could take her BMW X1 M Sport for a spin.
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She has moved back to her old gaff from the waterfront but the piano had come with her.
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I had been listening to Elton John in my car on the way over so I did my best impression with my limited repertoire.
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Roast potatoes with pork and cabbage were the main course. It felt more authentically Chinese than what I notrmally get from the takeaway.
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Mysterious green savoury buns were one of the sides
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Desert was a selection including Chinese Kitkats that turned out to be coated in green tea flavoured chocolate.
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Last time I visited she followed me into the bathroom and sat on the toilet to watch me shower before we went to bed which I found a rather curious experience.
But it got stranger this time. Before we retired she followed me into the toilet, ostensibly to show me where the light switches were, but then stayed to watch me urinate. As I was waiting for flow to commence (as one does at my age) she wandered closer like a curious David Attenborough and slowly reached out and grasped my old fella. Once I was done she gave him a firm shake and then got a sheet of toilet paper to dab the bell-end attentively.
All the while I assumed a nonchalant manner, as if this happens all the time. I certainly never got service like that from the Bangkok nightclub men's toilet shoulder-massage flunkies.
Perhaps she yearns for the person she used to be.