Dinner

**fishlocker** · 22-12-2017, 02:12 AM

Miss fish said " I'm nuts, like a squirrel getting ready for winter time. I freeze it all to be warm later."

**stroller** · 22-12-2017, 02:47 AM

Fried fish tonight.

**DrB0b** · 22-12-2017, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

How many Greggs sausage rolls do you reckon you can eat in a fortnight?

When I came back to UK a couple of years back the only thing I was genuinely looking forward to was a Gregg's cheese and onion pasty. Whoever took over their bakery department sometime between 1989 and 2013 should be strung up by his guts from a lamp post in Jutland Street and raped by pigs with blades on their cocks for eternity. That, and the dead people n the floor in casualty departments, was what made me truly understand that 30 years of English government by wankers of all sides had destroyed what had once been a great country.

**Stumpy** · 22-12-2017, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I know what I'm having then.

Hey Fish, on the Bourbon, WTF is the 'Outdoorsman Edition"consist of, Deer Piss or Elk piss......? Guess no worse then some of the Lao Khao around Issan.

I will say you must be one wretched old bastad after drinking Outdoorsman Bourbon and eating pickled Garlic. You should toss in a few warm beers for good measure then nestle up to your wife and let her enjoy the smell. You are quite the catch I'd say.....

**fishlocker** · 22-12-2017, 11:53 AM

Laugh all you want, I'm cool like that. I've the rest of the year off so no harm, no foul. I think it's the same rat piss they have been making for awhile.
I spent the better part of the day cleaning the gutters. Yea I should pay people to do that hey. Mabey that's why Im a god dam, I'll leave it at that. Fish and ladders? Been lucky so far. And to think I'll be giving it all away someday.
Nice crib btw. I hope I can have it like that someday. For now I'll press on, Trudging through the tundra mile after mile.
We're heading to St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast tomorrow. I can throw for you if you want to show up.

**fishlocker** · 22-12-2017, 11:56 AM

PS, I've never been married. Too many whore stories out there.
I do love the gf, she's a keeper......the fish

**fishlocker** · 22-12-2017, 12:15 PM

I wanted to swap motors out of the Mustang but the ATV starter brushes went bad.
So I get a new starter off Amazon and the sent the wrong one. So I call the local shop and tell them what I need. I said I don't mind paying more for Honda specific parts mad in Japland. I go to pick the brush kit up and notice it only comes with one brush. I'm like WTF, said it's 20 more bucks for that brush and we can have it by next Tuesday. I was allready heading into the city so I figured I'd blow off steam and clean out some gutters. We are supposed to get snow in a few days. Sucks the ATV with plow is out of action.
You want to buy any houses in Milwaukee? I think I may just leave them for our boy. He can send us some greens while we screw off in Asia. Not a bad plan.Merry Christmas.

**fishlocker** · 22-12-2017, 12:18 PM

So simple but people make things mind-boggling. A brush set means a set. Ok I'm done ranting, I think I'll have that Even Williams now. Cheers.

the fish

**tomcat** · 22-12-2017, 04:58 PM

...I see you order Spotted Cow by the carton...

**Dillinger** · 22-12-2017, 08:12 PM

Today i shall be mostly parked outside running in and out of greggs

**HuangLao** · 22-12-2017, 08:28 PM

Posh rental.
Cheeky fellow.

**Luigi** · 22-12-2017, 08:40 PM

Mercigo.

Can only drive it at 2pm and 11pm.

**Dillinger** · 22-12-2017, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Mercigo.

Can only drive it at 2pm and 11pm

Told you that 14 hour flight sat crushed between 2 Indians would pay off

**Dillinger** · 23-12-2017, 12:15 AM

**fishlocker** · 23-12-2017, 12:18 AM

I hailed a cab and asked the driver if he had room for two six packs and a pizza.

Sure he said, then I threw up.

**pseudolus** · 23-12-2017, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Oiiii oiiii saveloy.

My local chipper had stopped selling them in the 10 years I was over seas. A few weeks of me getting people to go in and ask, and they are back on the menu. Gone off them a bit now. lol

Thank fuck though - some dinner on the diner thread as opposed to the pictorial ramblings of some piss bored merkin who thinks the forum gives a toss about the contents of his store cupboard.

Doner meat, chips and all the trimmings.

...have it

**fishlocker** · 23-12-2017, 01:13 AM

What is a local chipper and doner meat? Please do tell as I'm curious as to what you eat and how you live. I know 99.9% of the rest of the mericans could care less but that's just how it is.

**stroller** · 23-12-2017, 01:21 AM

It's straight out of the bin in the back, fish, those guys are taking the piss.

Aren't they?

**Chittychangchang** · 23-12-2017, 01:22 AM

Tonight..
Chicken Rogan Josh and a mountain of pompadoms .

**Dillinger** · 23-12-2017, 01:25 AM

A page full of Great british food

**Chittychangchang** · 23-12-2017, 01:29 AM

All we need now for the full house is the full monty and a roast

**Dillinger** · 23-12-2017, 01:35 AM

Balls in your court Fish

**fishlocker** · 23-12-2017, 01:42 AM

I still want to know what it's like to be a crabby old washed up fart.

Ok, I'll just have to live another thirty years to figure that one out.

You guys have a nice day, enjoy whatever you make of it.

**fishlocker** · 23-12-2017, 01:47 AM

Wait, I understand Doner is one of Santa's reindeer.

**fishlocker** · 23-12-2017, 01:50 AM

Looks something like this maybe. Except this one is/was merkan.

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