Dinner

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by armstrong

Just fucking shut up posting meaningless rants all over the forum.

Your a mod. And constantly delete my shit. When it suits you ? Or is it personal? You dont have to like me ? You just have to moderate without being a twatTheres glitches and there's bitchs. So if yer gonna be a mod ? Be a mod . But at least don't do a stroller and get all excited and inflict your wit? Or change the narrative to make the OP look a [at][at][at][at] . Ok? Ban me if it tickles yer funny bone

**hallelujah** · 29-05-2024, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by BLD

Your a mod. And constantly delete my shit. When it suits you ? Or is it personal? You dont have to like me ? You just have to moderate without being a twatTheres glitches and there's bitchs.

I do not envy one bit the massive fucking hangover you are gonna get when you have a day off this week.

You're better off staying pissed.

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by helge

To finish this off form my side:

Your writing skills?

I, for one, do not buy your "Their, they, there, they're" spelling mistakes.

Include a little math and you would get a certain percentage right. But no.

All wrong !

It's done deliberately and I would categorize it as.....advanced humour.

You have been found out, Mister

That's all been said before helge. And I can't deny it. Neither do I give a fuck. Are you saying I'm pretending to be a guy with shit writing and gramma skills? And that my posts are contrived?wow this is great news there's a few fuckos that believe I'm definitely a dumb ass I'm pretty chuffed to enter the Advanced humour category. Thank you that means a lot to me
You,re your, not a bad kunt after all. Form my side

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I do not envy one bit the massive fucking hangover you are gonna get when you have a day off this week.

You're better off staying pissed.

What?another goddam tefler pussy? Hangover my ass hangovers are for pussys and teflers.

.

**armstrong** · 29-05-2024, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by BLD

Your a mod. And constantly delete my shit. When it suits you ? Or is it personal? You dont have to like me ? You just have to moderate without being a twatTheres glitches and there's bitchs. So if yer gonna be a mod ? Be a mod . But at least don't do a stroller and get all excited and inflict your wit? Or change the narrative to make the OP look a [at][at][at][at] . Ok? Ban me if it tickles yer funny bone

I don't touch your shit it's still there all over the fucking forum you twat.

**helge** · 29-05-2024, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by BLD

That's all been said before helge.

Not seen by me.

Would you admit, if I promised to 'Beer Board' you ?

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by armstrong

I don't touch your shit it's still there all over the fucking forum you twat.

Horseshit. Your the " glitch " that will.fuck up a decent forum.

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by helge

Not seen by me.

Would you admit, if I promised to 'Beer Board' you ?

Certainly,I'm definately up for a bit of beer boarding.. you buy the beer though? What l
Flavour beer.
?

**DrWilly** · 29-05-2024, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by BLD

hangovers are for pussys and teflers.

.

BLD’s been coming out with some classics lately!

**BLD** · 29-05-2024, 10:36 PM

These Teflers keep poking the bear.. there's only a few I can take seriously.

**cyrille** · 29-05-2024, 10:48 PM

And oh, how your seriousness is craved.

You absurd pillock.

**DrWilly** · 29-05-2024, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by BLD

These Teflers keep poking the bear.. there's only a few I can take seriously.

Originally Posted by cyrille

And oh, how your seriousness is craved.

You absurd pillock.

Your not one of them, Cy.

**cyrille** · 29-05-2024, 11:52 PM

You genuinely have no idea how ridiculous you are, do you.

As if anyone would crave the approval of an unemployed ex hole driller and of a 65 year old bloke employed to just...exist in boarding school accommodation, inform maintenance when the dunny's blocked and get some steaks going at the weekend.

You two career mediocrities need to stop kidding yourselves first, then move on from trying to kid others.

**DrWilly** · 30-05-2024, 12:30 AM

Jealousy is so unbecoming!

**Joe 90** · 30-05-2024, 04:14 AM

Comedy Gold this Dinner thread!

Imagine all the members who have posted in the past few pages sat around making table talk over a thanksgiving dinner.

OK Stumpy I'll raise your quadruple of gastronomic cuisine in the hope of some profound one liners..

Fist up, Homemade Aberdeen Angus beef burgers and fries, good old fashioned American Chow..

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Some more good ole American Chow, Chilli cooked from scratch and served in burritos..

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Yeee how..

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Cowboy ranch ribs, needed baked beans and a corn on the cob to be fair..

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God bless America

I await your one line review with baited breath..

**Stumpy** · 30-05-2024, 05:12 AM

Top cuisine there Joe and you are right God Bless America. Burgers and chips looks great as does the chili.

Not sure what's on the menu tonight. I am still on travel so it will be dining out. Customers are gone so that helps. I am thinking Italian but with my wife here now she will have a say in it.

**Stumpy** · 30-05-2024, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

The finest Icelandic shepherds pie imported I to Thailand via the UK.

I chucked some beans on it too.

I am not even sure what that is. Looks like a towel in a baking pan and I hope you used it to wash all the dirty dishes stacked up in the sink.

. I am surprised though that you even have silverware. 7/11 food comes with plastic utensils.

**BLD** · 30-05-2024, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

You genuinely have no idea how ridiculous you are, do you.

As if anyone would crave the approval of an unemployed ex hole driller and of a 65 year old bloke employed to just...exist in boarding school accommodation, inform maintenance when the dunny's blocked and get some steaks going at the weekend.

You two career mediocrities need to stop kidding yourselves first, then move on from trying to kid others.

You had a stellar career eh Cyril? Are you kidding US?

**BLD** · 30-05-2024, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Comedy Gold this Dinner thread!

Imagine all the members who have posted in the past few pages sat around making table talk over a thanksgiving dinner.

OK Stumpy I'll raise your quadruple of gastronomic cuisine in the hope of some profound one liners..

Fist up, Homemade Aberdeen Angus beef burgers and fries, good old fashioned American Chow..

Some more good ole American Chow, Chilli cooked from scratch and served in burritos..

Yeee how..

Cowboy ranch ribs, needed baked beans and a corn on the cob to be fair..

God bless America

I await your one line review with baited breath..

Indeed. Top effort Joe. You could be a contender in the olongapo city vfw annual chilli cook off with that
You've also given me an idea for tonight's dinner now that Mrs bld has a job and I've been appointed chief catering officer . Kids love burgers . �� God bless burger king

**bsnub** · 30-05-2024, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I am not even sure what that is. Looks like a towel in a baking pan and I hope you used it to wash all the dirty dishes stacked up in the sink. . I am surprised though that you even have silverware. 7/11 food comes with plastic utensils.

There is so much wrong in that pic, it is on the level of Jeffs filthy kitchen tiles. Just disgusting. The baking pan looks like it has never been cleaned, and the dishes in the background are also gross. So I guess the kitchen matches the food.

**Joe 90** · 30-05-2024, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by BLD

God bless burger king

Its cheaper to make them yourself and they are healthier, no need for added salt etc.
Minced beef with some paprika, pepper and Roberts your fathers uncle.
Oh and Ciz is a twat

**Joe 90** · 30-05-2024, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

There is so much wrong in that pic, it is on the level of Jeffs filthy kitchen tiles. Just disgusting. The baking pan looks like it has never been cleaned, and the dishes in the background are also gross. So I guess the kitchen matches the food.

Post up your kitchen and cooking skills then Bsnub billy big bollocks

**bsnub** · 30-05-2024, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Post up your kitchen and cooking skills then Bsnub billy big bollocks

I have many times, but you must be too stupid to remember.

**armstrong** · 30-05-2024, 08:16 AM

I admit I'm no kitchen expert but I normally wash up after cooking not before. Maybe the yanks do it another way..

**bsnub** · 30-05-2024, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

I normally wash up after cooking not before.

Riiight, because you needed to dirty up all those dishes to make that microwaved hunk of shit.

Looks more like a week's worth of accumulation there, and the baking pan clearly never washed.

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