Thread: Dinner

She's mastered English cuisine quickly

She has done rather well

Some uncultured seppo will be along to pour cold water on her masterpiece. Tell her from me its near perfection or would be if the beans had malt vinegar on.

Fish? Chicken? Mystery meat? Does it really matter?

You need to get the missus some bisto dill and teach her to make it. Then you can have some juicy meals.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

bisto dill

you are a fukin nightmare.

Bisto i can live with but

Dill, that is the worst Erb (as illiterate mercans say)

Originally Posted by Joe 90

You need to get the missus some bisto dill and teach her to make it.

I bought some of Bistos non instant ages ago, where you have to stir it for yonks and she mastered that.

I don't want it near baked beans though

Beans and gravy
Peas and gravy
In fact anything with gravy

C'mon Cameroon

^ Salah v Mane final.

Them Scallies at work are gonna be nauseous again

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Salah v Mane final.

Them Scallies at work are gonna be nauseous again

Watch Klopp pull a covid outbreak again.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I bought some of Bistos non instant ages ago, where you have to stir it for yonks and she mastered that.

I don't want it near baked beans though

I swear by the Bisto powder in the brown cardboard boxes.

Stir up a teaspoon of Bisto powder with a teaspoon of flour for a nice thick gravy every time.

A bit late from last night but this was our dinner, setting and playing monopoly.

^ That's a pretty new version with the Penguin, Cat and Dinosaur pieces... I gave my daughter the same for Christmas.

Did it also have that silly new 'Chance' card saying to throw the 100 notes into the air and see how many you can catch? We ignored that one.

Oh... nice looking food as well!

Slightly of topic . But I reckon Monopoly was the best board game ever invented. And it's even more amazing that it's still relevant today, even in it's slightly changed version. Fooking great memories of the whole family playing it on a Friday night after fish n chips, coz Friday was fish n chip night and monopoly. No such thing as internet then. Smartass phones etc. Wow. Happy days indeed, it's actually bringing back great family moments writing this. Sorry for d interruption. Crack on with the cookery.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I bought some of Bistos non instant ages ago, where you have to stir it for yonks and she mastered that.

I don't want it near baked beans though

Always a problem when someone puts beans and gravy on the same plate. Fortunately, in the case of bangers and mash, the mash provides a barrier for equal servings of either. Like your mash could have done.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Beans and gravy
Peas and gravy
In fact anything with gravy

Make room for gravy!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Always a problem when someone puts beans and gravy on the same plate. Fortunately, in the case of bangers and mash, the mash provides a barrier for equal servings of either. Like your mash could have done.

Make room for gravy!

Why do you brits like your dinners a sloppy mess? Canned syrupy beans, mash with gravy and some canned veggies.

Why don't you skip the plate program and put it all in a blender on "Frappe" and call it a day. Just suck your dinner up through a straw....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Why do you brits like your dinners a sloppy mess? Canned syrupy beans, mash with gravy and some canned veggies.

Why don't you skip the plate program and put it all in a blender on "Frappe" and call it a day. Just suck your dinner up through a straw....

*All* Brits? You know there are a fair few million of us? And no plate containing gravy could ever be called a mess! Let's get that straight right away!

Anyway, Dil doesn't have any teeth. How else is he supposed to eat?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Anyway, Dil doesn't have any teeth. How else is he supposed to eat?

Ok. Sorry for the generalizations Hal. I should say You British TD posters.

To me it all looks like a meal that should be blended. The plates I see all the servings are liquidous and run together. Wouldn't a Blender be easier?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Did it also have that silly new 'Chance' card saying to throw the 100 notes into the air and see how many you can catch? We ignored that one.

I don't believe it has that one, I think I bought this a few years ago in the UK, great game though. My daughter is setting up another game as we type, a little disgruntled she lost the last one.

It was a great meal all for the price of 230baht so not that bad.

Originally Posted by BLD

But I reckon Monopoly was the best board game ever invented

I agree and a great way for a family to interact with eachother. That can be hard to do nowadays with all the bloody electrical distractions.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Why do you brits like your dinners a sloppy mess? Canned syrupy beans, mash with gravy and some canned veggies.

less chewing and less chance of damaging our lovely teeth

Originally Posted by malmomike77

less chewing and less chance of damaging our lovely teeth

I thought you were gonna say it helps with hair loss and that pasty white look...

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I thought you were gonna say it helps with hair loss and that pasty white look...

Oh no, its warm beer that helps with that

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Anyway, Dil doesn't have any teeth. How else is he supposed to eat?

Aah... that explains why he's so popular with the other drivers.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Ok. Sorry for the generalizations Hal. I should say You British TD posters.

To me it all looks like a meal that should be blended. The plates I see all the servings are liquidous and run together. Wouldn't a Blender be easier?

Mate you should see my shepherds/ cottage pies once I've mixed baked beans or veg into them....Gruel looks appealing.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Ok. Sorry for the generalizations Hal.

Don't be they do it all the time and America is a far bigger and more diverse country.