Thread: Dinner

I’m pretty sure that your gonads are the last thing anyone wants in their dinner! Ripe or not!

^^ So that's a 'no' then?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Leave my gonrads out of the dinner thread.

I've never been happier with my stress free single life.
In fact I might celebrate it tonight with a lamb shank

The "lamb shank" of doom.

I've been there a few times at about 5am on a Monday morning before work when the bingo bango has run out and the last bird has done one too

Originally Posted by Mendip

Please don't take this the wrong way mate but my 'personal' life is fractured enough at the moment without adding some northern gay triangle to the equation. Why don't I just send you the recipe?

Do Northern homos call it running a gravy train?

Being a chef, the lady has Mondays and Tuesdays off. So she made clam chowder, which happens to be distinctly American. Before you unleash the hounds, she has told me not to post the food she makes at home online because she makes it just for the two of us and does not plate it the way she would at work. Do not let her find out that I posted this, or I will be in the real doghouse.

Originally Posted by bsnub

clam chowder, which happens to be distinctly American.

I'm not seeing the treble fries with extra cheese and bacon covered doughnuts.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm not seeing the treble fries and bacon covered doughnuts.

You lost me with that reply. Are you on the piss? But bacon covered doughnuts are what you limeys would say are the dog's bollocks.

chowder is never about presentation its about taste and quality which a picture don't tell you - looks great, some crusty bread and you are golden.

Originally Posted by bsnub

You lost me with that reply. Are you on the piss? But bacon covered doughnuts are what you limeys would say are the dog's bollocks.

Not yet, bit I'm giving it some serious thought.

Looks good, btw.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

chowder is never about presentation its about taste and quality which a picture don't tell you - looks great, some crusty bread and you are golden.

Agreed and we had a nice crusty baguette, and she even went so far as to pan fry two pounds of lovely Alaskan cod that we bought at the local fishmonger. It was damn good, but as you mentioned with the chowder, a home done fish fry in a pan is never as pretty as in a restaurant. The lady is very aware of this and if I post up some of these dishes she really takes issue. Almost like me posting nude pics of her online.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Looks good, btw.

Thanks mate and Merry Christmas to all!

Originally Posted by bsnub

Agreed and we had a nice crusty baguette...

Thanks mate and Merry Christmas to all!

I've had a couple of crusty baguettes in my time as well.

And Merry Christmas to you mate, but back to the food...

If I was offered that 'last meal' on death row, for some horrendous crime such as 'uxoricide' for example, without a doubt it would be steak and kidney pie.



I just can't imagine a better meal.



And it goes great with Mont Claire!

That does looks the dog's bollocks!

Originally Posted by bsnub

a home done fish fry in a pan is never as pretty as in a restaurant.

Exactly but the sort of place i'd eat a chowder isn't caring about pretty and nor am I, my days of overpaying for a chef to impress me are gone - i'd rather eat real.

edit

try to impress me

Originally Posted by Mendip

uxoricide

Had to Google that word, had never heard it before but then again I've never been married.

Great looking home cooked dinner though, as usual.

Yeah I don't post my dinners either cos my wife's a Dunlop chef

Originally Posted by Headworx

Had to Google that word, had never heard it before but then again I've never been married.

Great looking home cooked dinner though, as usual.

Been married twice but I still don’t know that weird

I'm still trying to recover from Mendip saying he would choose a steak and kidney pie for his last meal on death row ahead of a Great British curry.

Might be an idea for a thread there actually...

^
why?
youve already provided the winning answer.
only a nice Cassoulet might come close.

Originally Posted by reinvented

^
why?
youve already provided the winning answer.
only a nice Cassoulet might come close.

For us Brits, no doubt a curry of some sort would come out on top (maybe only a slap up Italian meal could challenge it for me), but what about the yanks, aussies, kiwis etc?

I reckon Mexican would feature quite highly for the Americans, but I have no idea about the others...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

For us Brits, no doubt a curry of some sort would come out on top (maybe only a slap up Italian meal could challenge it for me),

Sees no irony in this, none at all...

Originally Posted by Headworx

Sees no irony in this, none at all...

We'll leave the fish and chips, lamb with mint sauce, beans on toast etc to you.



Call it Teakdoor Christmas spirit.

Can you even understand just how genuinely accurate this is, or are you too busy checking your own sphincter out on this topic too?

Anyway I thought you'd be putting Egyptian food at the top of your list

We just look at your pictures for your weekly eulogies to our food.

Those British pubs and Siamburi's must make a right wedge out of Pattaya's very own British food enthusiast.