Thread: Dinner

Don't get me wrong - it's great that you've moved on from Budweiser and, what was that other one?

Schitzz?

Now if you can just master paying for a beer and that being the end of it, instead of all this "Hey! service was awesome - here's the 20% extra you'll shoot me for if I don't pay it" bullshit.

Oh, god. Cheap charlies.

The rest of the world orders a beer, drinks the beer and pays for the beer + tax + service charge.

You fuckwits think you've got a better way.

Originally Posted by armstrong

The finest hand rolled beef patties gently grilled, with organic lettuce, tomato and gherkins. Swimming in a secret sauce between sesame seed buns, accompanied by hand cut fries made from the finest potatoes, lightly fried, salted and placed in an organic red container delivered punctually by a well dressed man in green.

Were you rude to him? Cos he looks like he hate made that burger

I'd definitely be checking any mayonnaise.

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Were you rude to him? Cos he looks like he hate made that burger

It's a mcdonalds that's been on the back of a bike, wtf you expect it to look like? I could have tidied it up for you but I really don't care.

I'm glad you finally managed to fix the quote. You struggled there a bit didn't you.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I'd definitely be checking any mayonnaise.

Secret sauce is a secret for a reason.

Originally Posted by armstrong

It's a mcdonalds that's been on the back of a bike, wtf you expect it to look like? I could have tidied it up for you but I really don't care.

looking slightly better that it has been dropped on the road

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

looking slightly better that it has been dropped on the road

I think I understand what you're trying to convey.

It was delicious.

Ate out and had Turkish last night; I can probably count on the fingers of one hand the times I have been in a restaurant and not ordered hummus. I absolutely adore the stuff.

Cooking Korean (jeyuk bokkeum, stir-fried spicy pork) with a classic British twist at home tonight. Marinated overnight.

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

looking slightly better that it has been dropped on the road

Originally Posted by armstrong

I think I understand what you're trying to convey.

You work with special needs kids?

Originally Posted by cyrille

You work with special needs kids?

They're not as severe as willy but I am a talented educationallyer so able to adapt.

^ he got himself in a tangle last night, i think he was typing with his nose. It all wiped by his mates

Originally Posted by hallelujah

$6 for just over half a British pint plus tips. What's happy about that?

No wonder Snubby drinks at home

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hoisted by your own petard there mate!

Symp and Monkey Boy will be thrilled

Originally Posted by hallelujah

did you notice the pork in my post above?

Nope too well disguised, you need to be more overt, a whole piggy head perhaps.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Nope too well disguised, you need to be more overt, a whole piggy head perhaps.

We can probably put that in a pie oop norf.

Dil's probably tried to slip his nob in there too. Any hole's a goal!

Braun, saw it in Morrisons the other day, only ooop norf. I love it but didn't buy some - i want to remember me mums homemade which was equally both stunning and worrying. Brain and all.

Pork chop, homemade chips and beautiful baked beans.....

Hmmm beans , is there nothing they can't do?

I see the furniture is still a work in progress Chit, i thought you were going to paint it all or was the me imagining it. is it Ercol?

Can't bring myself to paint that g-plan nest of tables, it's the kids inheritance

Rather you than me, that looks fucking horrific!

I hope you've put the toilet roll in the fridge for the morning!

The Turkish meal looked very nice though