Thread: Breakfast

The only nasty EU product was the spanish queen olives but given gobal warming, the UK is already producing better sparkling with than the froggies it won't be long until the EU is coming to the UK for olives

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Mmmm, orange one is Sparkenhoe Blue, the other blue is Perl Las - both excellent. The small cheese is Bix, first try and its a really creamy triple cream cheese a bit like Brilat Savarin but its British and better. Then Tanworth a brie type cheese. Paired up with Kent black cherries, queen olives and a tangy caramelised Onion Chutney and of course ginger cake with butter. Washed down with a Pinot Noir.

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I was going to come out with my cereal killer joke, but you broke the flow of the thread Mike.

Anyway, I'm calling that whole smorgasbord highly suspicious... there's no way the sun has come out in the UK.

^^ very nice bit of cheese & cherries.

^^ it's been lovely for two days now

I don't think I can manage lunch and supper

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Mmmm, orange one is Sparkenhoe Blue, the other blue is Perl Las - both excellent. The small cheese is Bix, first try and its a really creamy triple cream cheese a bit like Brilat Savarin but its British and better. Then Tanworth a brie type cheese. Paired up with Kent black cherries, queen olives and a tangy caramelised Onion Chutney and of course ginger cake with butter. Washed down with a Pinot Noir.

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Last Christmas I bought some nice cheese and some Ritz crackers to treat myself back into my childhood.

I only realised on Xmas day that they were mini crackers about the size of a 2bht coin.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I'm calling that whole smorgasbord highly suspicious

Cherries and olives on ..........smørrebrød ?

Maybe for gay cheese pretensionarios.

Oh dear

I just praised his creation in the Lunch Thread

I won't take that from a swede. You lot have one of the most boring cheese selections outside the Dutch. It's all the same just varying degrees of boring. Esrom.

You have brexited yourself out of all decent cheese culture.



Live with it, Smegma !

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I won't take that from a swede. You lot have one of the most boring cheese selections outside the Dutch. It's all the same just varying degrees of boring. Esrom.

In defence of the Danes, they do produce the best bacon on the planet!

I can buy 3 kilos of the wonderful stuff for a tenner at the local butchers .

No Brexit issues here

^ that's a negative. They produce some of the cheapest, a long way off the best. It's largely pumped with nitrites.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I can buy 3 kilos of the wonderful stuff for a tenner at the local butchers .

Sounds too cheap or stolen

Originally Posted by malmomike77

They produce some of the cheapest, a long way off the best.

We eat the shit and the good stuff is exported.

Apparently not to the UK anymore

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It's largely pumped with nitrites.

Wouldn't surprise me.


(make it yourself and you can never go back)

Tastes damn reasonable to me.


3mm thick and full of crispy fat, well it is if you air fry it.

Buying from a local butchers yep it's probably stolen but fvvk it tastes good.

You have posted pics of the bacon, haven't you ?

Another medical passed, I celebrated with my first Full English since Dorset.

Well, a 'small' breakfast with black pudding to be honest, owing to my new fitness regime.

With all the baked bean options now available in Thailand I can't for the life of me understand why any establishment offering English breakfasts would go for Ayam. They spoilt the whole experience and next time I'll be looking elsewhere.

^ Is that plum tomato in a ladle? How did you eat that?
I've never seen anyone use both brown and red sauce on a meal before

I have to say it is a presentable bfast and for once it is not smothered in sloppy runny peasant beans. They were properly put in a small dish to be tossed in the trash later along with that round piece of burnt shit.

^^ I like to get my money's worth... but to be honest I can never decide which I like best, brown or red, so I always go for both.

And yes, the tomatoes were in a kind of china ladle, bizarrely enough. Usually I'd go for beans OR toms, but not both, and not in a ladle.

Like I say, I'll be looking elsewhere next time.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

it is not smothered in sloppy runny peasant beans.

Surely you meant 'pLeasant' beans, Stumpy?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Surely you meant 'pLeasant' beans, Stumpy?

Ahhh ... Yeah.....Sure Mendy.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

They were properly put in a small dish to be tossed in the trash later along with that round piece of burnt shit.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Ahhh ... Yeah.....Sure Mendy.

I opted for the all day brunch...






No sickly sweet maple syrup on this breaky

^I always like to see beans that come with an English breakfast. I eat a lot of beans these days. My late breakfast today.
My version of an avocado toast with tomatoes and a fried egg.



Sorry about the huge photos, my camera takes them that big actually.

Looks good, did you add pepper and salt to the tomatoes and avocado?

The suspense is fkin killing me.