Thread: Breakfast

^ Substitute Khao Niew for the proverbial toast....

Originally Posted by Dillinger

He was Jewish and was telling you about Kosher food.

Jewish dilemma - pork chops at half price

Originally Posted by HuangLao

^ Substitute Khao Niew for the proverbial toast....

Yet more proof that there is no bigger fucking idiot than you across the whole of the Internet.

What a cock you are.

^Green owed.

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Green owed.

Why is he allowed to comment (a) on the forum (b) on these food threads.

He's a mong.

Laverbread, that will stir some dementia memories in Head Hunter and the other David but shame he's left

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Laverbread, that will stir some dementia memories in Head Hunter and the other David but shame he's left

Is that the Irish stuff me gran used to put on a brekky?

Erm, nope its Welsh. Seaweed, but they may harvest it in Ireland also. Its the Welsh equivalent of Nori. My uncle and grandfather always suited used to go on the town in Swansea on the family buses and stop by the market - pick up a half pound of Laverbread in paper and stick it in their pocket. Trouble is after a few and on the way home they'd start dipping into it. The result is green teeth, green pockets and a green o'clock shadow - so my mum said.

my mum and welsh family would get me mounted by a ram for this - i trim the fat off which you traditionally sweat off the bacon and heat the Laverbread in and then add to the rest of the lard cooked eggs, bread and toms. i trimmed the fat off and heated the bacon in water to float the nitrites out (fookin hate it) and then gently fry in sunflower before adding the Laverbread dumped on toast. - love it - never forget you are half Welsh bit Hal i still fooking hate Pikeys.

^^ I hope that tastes better than it looks.

A Norvern bloke critiquing food ffs, Hal wind it in

^needs cockles...

Originally Posted by barrylad66

^needs cockles...

Aye, in oats as cake or in a soup Bazza - good man, Iechyd Da

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Are you gonna eat the cowshit?

my nan used to fry em in the bacon fat and roll the laverbread in oats like you said

Originally Posted by lom

Are you gonna eat the cowshit?

Its more than 99THB so that cowshit is outta your league Lom, thanks for sharing both your opinion and all your brekkie posts - like i said its going to attract haters - congrats for being the first, now where's your mates.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Christ, you are pissed, aren't you.

Even by your standards.

It does look fucking vile though, Nammers.

I think you'd have to be pissed to eat that.

Strangest looking bread I've ever seen. A bit misleading...similar to sweetbread being misleading.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It does look fucking vile though, Nammers.
I think you'd have to be pissed to eat that.

Hal, i never said it would win a beauty contest but food is about taste first, my uncle had that plastered over his chops frequently in his teens and the girls loved it, the Laverbread not my uncle.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

my uncle had that plastered over his chops frequently in his teens and the girls loved it, the Laverbread not my uncle.

If you search for it, the Japanese have probably got a seaweed porno along these lines.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Hal, i never said it would win a beauty contest but food is about taste first

Doesn't look a million miles away from a saag curry to be fair, but I'll take your word for it on the taste.