Thread: Eggs how do you like em?

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

eggs don't make me pass gas

And you know that because of your expensive smart watch, right?

I mean, that's the only way you could actually know.

What's that?

No smart watch?

Actually, that a former personal trainer and lifetime expert on dieting ever ate two boiled eggs before bed is funny enough.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I have never heard of a Eggs Royale before, Dirk. Is that eggs on bread with salmon and hollandaise sauce?

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

What is a shakshukar? Sounds like some sort of middle eastern sandwich.

If only there was some sort of electronic personal device that could answer those questions...

Oh, there must be one.

Try googling it.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

If only there was some sort of electronic personal device that could answer those questions...

splendid yolk

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

What is a shakshukar? Sounds like some sort of middle eastern sandwich.

not really a sandwich, more like han n eggs with piquant tomatoes instead of ham, tho you can dip any sorta bread in eggs, I mix little paprika and either kikkoman soy apple or grapefruit vinegar or ponzu.

P.S in case no one else compliments nice pussy!

^Thanks David for the explanation, and the pussy is new!

Originally Posted by happynz

Shakshuka is simple, but delicious.

Cook a tomato base with spices, crack a few eggs in little wells you made in the sauce, cook for a little bit until the egg whites go a bit opaque. Serve in the pan with crusty bread or preferably with middle eastern flat bread to scoop all that goodness out of the pan.

Cheers Happy! It sounds delicious, never tried this before.
And yes I could have googled it, but it is better to ask people considering it is a discussion forum.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

And yes I could have googled it, but it is better to ask people considering it is a discussion forum.

It’s not better.

It’s just Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon instead of bacon or ham.

My pic was from Wagamama’s at Heathrow Airport.

It’s good shit.

^Nice one! I would like it, but don't like raw fish. I do like eggs benedict with ham though!

If you don’t like raw fish, you won’t like eggs royale.

In the face of Nigel Farage

Eggs Benedict for me.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

If you don’t like raw fish, you won’t like eggs royale.

The salmon is cured not raw, sorrrrrrrryyy

Nobody has mentioned pickled eggs. They used to be common in the chippy and in the bar when I was younger. Are they still common in the UK?
I used to eat, but went off them after a drunken game of jacks. I ended up having to drink guinness and pickled eggs, resulting in a swift spew out the nearest window.

^ you can still get them but pubs seem to buy them in white vinegar which should be banned.

Originally Posted by Troy

I ended up having to drink guinness and pickled eggs,

Good God!

Imagine the white knuckle ride in the morning!

Hal knows! Where's Hal?

Pickled eggs are still a thing in the chipper.

Is the the translation , our Willy's [pickled? I think we need to know?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Pickled eggs are still a thing in the chipper.

Definately a scottish chippy if there picked eggs are called oor wullies. Used to receive a care package from my gran in Scotland every Xmas consisting of a couple of our wullies and the broons . Brilliant . Scottish granny's are the best.

Originally Posted by BLD

Brilliant . Scottish granny's are the best.

are you Baron Trump the other sock?

^^^^Wonder why it says pickled onions on the jar. That is a huuge jar.
^^Gotta love the grannies. I'm not sure if it is a Scottish thing, as my grandma always made pickled eggs for special occasions, and she was very French.


Has anyone heard of deviled eggs? My mom makes them a lot. They are quite tasty.



The BEST Deviled Eggs Recipe! | Gimme Some Oven

^Looks like Cool Hand Luke, with class. lol

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^^^^Wonder why it says pickled onions on the jar. That is a huuge jar.
^^Gotta love the grannies. I'm not sure if it is a Scottish thing, as my grandma always made pickled eggs for special occasions, and she was very French.


Has anyone heard of deviled eggs? My mom makes them a lot. They are quite tasty.



The BEST Deviled Eggs Recipe! | Gimme Some Oven

1978 is calling. They want their recipe back!