Thread: The perfect burger

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fucks you up if you're a Muslim though and you find out that burger you've been enjoying is laced with pork fat!

Don't tell em . Simple. Fooking pork dodgers. Fuck em

The great thing about hamburgers is their versatility. For me it can be ground beef or whole as in eye fillet but not overcooked, slightly rare. Egg fried tomato (in place of sauce) coral lettuce beetroot and monterrey jack melt top and bottom on a brioche bun.
I must admit to liking a barra burger. Barramundi with smashed avo and coleslaw with smashed boiled egg mixed with salad cream and lettuce with fresh tomato.
The great thing is the possibilities are endless.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

The great thing about hamburgers is their versatility. For me it can be ground beef or whole as in eye fillet but not overcooked, slightly rare. Egg fried tomato (in place of sauce) coral lettuce beetroot and monterrey jack melt top and bottom on a brioche bun.
I must admit to liking a barra burger. Barramundi with smashed avo and coleslaw with smashed boiled egg mixed with salad cream and lettuce with fresh tomato.
The great thing is the possibilities are endless.

I'm all for versatility, but anyone who puts beetroot on a burger should be forced to endure a month of Chitty's fusion food and special offer squid.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm all for versatility, but anyone who puts beetroot on a burger should be forced to endure a month of Chitty's fusion food and special offer squid.

I quite like beetroot on a burger, but ok. I will stop right now if that's the case.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm all for versatility, but anyone who puts beetroot on a burger should be forced to endure a month of Chitty's fusion food and special offer squid.

Sort of like a wanker who eats shit beans for breakfast.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Sort of like a wanker who eats shit beans for breakfast.

Yeah, what sort of wanker would do that?

Maybe it's a seppo or Aussie thing.

We classy, refined Brits only eat quality beans when consuming the world's greatest breakfast.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yeah, what sort of wanker would do that?

This one...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Maybe it's a seppo or Aussie thing.

Nope, most of us do not eat beans for brekkie.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We classy, refined Brits

Originally Posted by bsnub

Nope, most of us do not eat beans for brekkie.

because you don't breakfast like a king

Originally Posted by Mendip

his unprovoked attack on my chip making ability just pushed me too far.

I take it all back about people from Bristol, now I've just discovered The World's finest bacon is made by 3 brothers from there

I give to you...
The Double Bacon, molten cheddar, sweet Baby Jesus



Paydirt

^ Bristol has long been a centre of excellence for fine dining.

You'll be eating Clarks Pies next!

Clarks Pies

I'm off to the butcher's tomorrow....

Compared to most food you serve up, they are 10/10

I was unaware you were a phillistine.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Allow me to explain what happened here.

Joe got the top and bottom of the bun mixed up during prep and decided just to go with it and call it a Chitty Twister.

Aside from the cheese on the bottom, not the top, it really does look good.


Maybe I shouldn't look at food threads before eating lunch....

And the cheese not melted properly and the mayonnaise on the bun...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Served on a brioche bun with ketchup,

are you sure that isn't strawberry jam?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

are you sure that isn't strawberry jam?

Good lord. When it comes to chitty nothing surprises me anymore.

I fused ketchup and mayo then liberally applied the fusion to the top and bottom of the bun.

Same with the grated cheddar, although I let the heat of the burger do the melting .

^ was the Ketchup in the reduced aisle 4 years ago?

The Easter in Seattle burger

Great Burger at Junkies in Surin

Is that a burger in a hot cross bun?

^^ It looks great, but onion rings on a burger doesn't float my boat. The bacon looks perfect.