Thread: The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

I would pay good money for that.

Disaster struck when I optimistically tried to ferry 3 conjoined eggs from the frying pan to the fire in one go

One of the perfectly sealed egg yolk tops folded and split

I added HP sauce to the beans before I heated them up to make them more British and less Merkin

But on reflection, HP is better on the side

^ HP is better on the eggs, and Coleman's on the sausages. That third egg is such a disaster, it makes it look as though you have plated up the slops.

Mind you, who cares what is looks like. Has all the ingredients of a decent breakfast, just as long as there's some bacon hiding under there somewhere.

When you've spent all yesterday on a liquid diet...










Annnnnnd back to bed

I've never really understood square plates.

What's next... square cups, square bowls? I think I'll stick to round crockery.

Originally Posted by Mendip

square cups

be worrying on a bra but why not join me on the square, trying to fit sideways into a round hole , you may be rotunda?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've never really understood square plates.

I.thought you went to university to study geometry

Here's a simple pie chart to show the baconefit of a square plate

I was never good at pie charts, to be honest.

But I've done a few pie farts in my time, if you know what I mean!


Anyway, Mr Mathematician, how good are you at Economics? And on topic as well!

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

So, it's cheaper to wait for them to be imported into Thailand and buy them here at £2.35?

I mean, WTF? How does that work?

I didn't get one by the way cos I'm on a diet at the moment.



Oh, and whatever is a 'Flipper Dipper'?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

They are only £2.50 in Morrisons.

https://groceries.morrisons.com/prod...fast/110031570

^ Still more than the current £2.35 at Korat Chef, though Nev.

Oh, hang on, Rachael Reeves has just made another announcement, 3 quid at Korat Chef coming up...

Originally Posted by Mendip

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

So, it's cheaper to wait for them to be imported into Thailand and buy them here at £2.35?

I mean, WTF? How does that work?

Some foodstuffs do seem to get cheaper for some crazy reason when they go 12 months out of date

The reviews are a fun read, they probably taste better with a bit of mould

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Still more than the current £2.35 at Korat Chef, though Nev.

I'm sure Morrisons overheads are considerably more than Korat Chef's overheads, Mendip.

^ Yes, but there's been a lot of transport costs and import tax for Korat Chef?

I'm surprised because I see Frey Bentos pies over here for the equivalent of 6 or 7 quid, when you can get them for a pound on offer in Brum.

But anyway, no bother as I eat bran flakes and porridge for breakfast these days. Life ain't what it used to be.

Originally Posted by Mendip

whatever is a 'Flipper Dipper'?

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week...I won't be buying those though, they appear to contain more potato than fish.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week.

It's rare to meet a true philosopher!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week...I won't be buying those though, they appear to contain more potato than fish.

Originally Posted by Mendip

It's rare to meet a true philosopher!

I wouldn’t take that Dil, Mendy’s having a cheeky go at ya!

^^^^^^^^Champion fry-up Reg

I had 10 slices of bacon for supper off a rectangular plate, but I forgot to take a photo

Click bait b/s

It was actually an insightful video about Billingsgate fish market cafe.
Breakfasts start at 4am and have everything on them.
You can even have your fish produce cooked there and served beside your full monty.

I was salivating watching that one, defo on my bucket list now.

Who remembers this one?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It was actually an insightful video about Billingsgate fish market cafe.
Breakfasts start at 4am and have everything on them.
You can even have your fish produce cooked there and served beside your full monty.

It's closing after 800 years but yes like most fresh markets they usually have a great eatery or two aimed at the sellers. France is fantastic in that respect

Originally Posted by Looper

I had 10 slices of bacon for supper off a rectangular plate, but I forgot to take a photo

Not quite breakfast, but bacon butties for supper is fine!

I enjoy fish fingers for breakfast, really should post a photo next time, problem is once on the plate they go quickly. I like 8 to 10 with baked beans with plenty of bread and butter to make sandwiches.