Thread: The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

I would pay good money for that.

Disaster struck when I optimistically tried to ferry 3 conjoined eggs from the frying pan to the fire in one go

One of the perfectly sealed egg yolk tops folded and split

I added HP sauce to the beans before I heated them up to make them more British and less Merkin

But on reflection, HP is better on the side

^ HP is better on the eggs, and Coleman's on the sausages. That third egg is such a disaster, it makes it look as though you have plated up the slops.

Mind you, who cares what is looks like. Has all the ingredients of a decent breakfast, just as long as there's some bacon hiding under there somewhere.

When you've spent all yesterday on a liquid diet...










Annnnnnd back to bed

I've never really understood square plates.

What's next... square cups, square bowls? I think I'll stick to round crockery.

Originally Posted by Mendip

square cups

be worrying on a bra but why not join me on the square, trying to fit sideways into a round hole , you may be rotunda?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've never really understood square plates.

I.thought you went to university to study geometry

Here's a simple pie chart to show the baconefit of a square plate

I was never good at pie charts, to be honest.

But I've done a few pie farts in my time, if you know what I mean!


Anyway, Mr Mathematician, how good are you at Economics? And on topic as well!

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

So, it's cheaper to wait for them to be imported into Thailand and buy them here at £2.35?

I mean, WTF? How does that work?

I didn't get one by the way cos I'm on a diet at the moment.



Oh, and whatever is a 'Flipper Dipper'?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

They are only £2.50 in Morrisons.

https://groceries.morrisons.com/prod...fast/110031570

^ Still more than the current £2.35 at Korat Chef, though Nev.

Oh, hang on, Rachael Reeves has just made another announcement, 3 quid at Korat Chef coming up...

Originally Posted by Mendip

I went to Korat Chef yesterday and saw these breakfasts for 99 Baht.

Yet, they cost £2.75 in Ol' Blighty?

So, it's cheaper to wait for them to be imported into Thailand and buy them here at £2.35?

I mean, WTF? How does that work?

Some foodstuffs do seem to get cheaper for some crazy reason when they go 12 months out of date

The reviews are a fun read, they probably taste better with a bit of mould

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Still more than the current £2.35 at Korat Chef, though Nev.

I'm sure Morrisons overheads are considerably more than Korat Chef's overheads, Mendip.

^ Yes, but there's been a lot of transport costs and import tax for Korat Chef?

I'm surprised because I see Frey Bentos pies over here for the equivalent of 6 or 7 quid, when you can get them for a pound on offer in Brum.

But anyway, no bother as I eat bran flakes and porridge for breakfast these days. Life ain't what it used to be.

Originally Posted by Mendip

whatever is a 'Flipper Dipper'?

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week...I won't be buying those though, they appear to contain more potato than fish.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week.

It's rare to meet a true philosopher!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I've been giving a lot of thought to fishfinger sandwiches this week...I won't be buying those though, they appear to contain more potato than fish.

Originally Posted by Mendip

It's rare to meet a true philosopher!

I wouldn’t take that Dil, Mendy’s having a cheeky go at ya!

^^^^^^^^Champion fry-up Reg

I had 10 slices of bacon for supper off a rectangular plate, but I forgot to take a photo