Thread: Manwiches

^ Don't knock it, until you try it

It doesn't taste like blood, it's more like a spicy sausage or if you get the Scottish stuff like chewing a pigs scab

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^Close.. blood pig

Originally Posted by bsnub

You’re missing out! I love black pudding!

I'm with Snubby (and I presume Stumpy).


Blood, along with offal, guts n organs belong nowhere near a meal.

Add cucumber to that list. Obviously.



I remember my mum was here, at some moo krata place, Edith put some big-ass tubes from a pig's shiz-pipe into the boiling water with the noodles in it, and that was it, no more noodles for my mum who I think may have turned green but kept up appearances. I think I was solely on the spring-rolls and ice cold beer.

^How would you and Snubby tackle this piece of pork?

They would probably have a nibble then go all in without any significant problem.

Lolz. Surely that’s just a dumpling.

trolling snubby

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

How would you and Snubby tackle this piece of pork?

Well it is Valentines Day and it reminds me of Gillian Murphy round the back of the community center disco after a pinched bottle of gin.

^^ A hairy dumpling!

14 inches of manwhich!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

manwhich

It is all salad. Not close to being a manwhich. This is a manwhich...

Originally Posted by bsnub

It is all salad.

Under that salad was a load of creamy chicken.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

14 inches of man

Not your first rodeo.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

14 inches of manwhich!

Crikey that's like 6x my average.

Something different courtesy of lidl..

I always figure that you pay more for a mixed package, better to but the salamis and cheese separately.

My steak was left over from Friday night after I had a touch of heat stroke and couldn't eat anything.

I asked the daughter if she fancied a steak sandwich for lunch, and she said, 'sure, but can you stick an egg on it?'

My pride grows by the day... she's more English than I am.

She will be demanding jellied eels on the sandwich �� next. Which is probably not all that weird for issan?

Originally Posted by Mendip

My steak was left over from Friday night after I had a touch of heat stroke and couldn't eat anything.

I asked the daughter if she fancied a steak sandwich for lunch, and she said, 'sure, but can you stick an egg on it?'

My pride grows by the day... she's more English than I am.

Did she tell you to put some butter on the bread too?

^ I just new that some pedant would spot that.

The butter was rock hard out of the fridge so I played it safe.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ I just new that some pedant would spot that.
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I love your new spelling of twat.

Or mustard or sauce?